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Bad At Love Part-20

Bad At Love: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-20

Lyndy Life Observation: Watching a Three’s Company rerun on insomniac cable TV and I remember back in the day thinking their apartment was nice. Just google their kitchen set now and try not to bust a rib laughing how bad it was.

The truck was beginning to roll, puffing black exhaust as it edged farther from the curb. The attacker moved swiftly to avoid her direct path, waited in the road, then lunged toward the sidestep; twenty-something youthful agility was on his side. While he clung to the fender by his fingertips, clambering for better grip, Lyndy was preoccupied giving the throttle more juice and trying to pull away.

Overcome by noxious air and with jaw clenched, she stretched for the AC levers, setting them all on max to draw in fresh oxygen. In tandem she steered the truck with one hand, as it began to zig-zag down the lane. Noticing he’d managed to secure a grip on the door, Lyndy quickly flicked the latch, sending her assailant hovering on the hinges at a 90-degree angle, flapping like a flag.

“Hold up lady,” shouted the bearded fellow. “That trailer has two of McNair’s rides inside! A Ferrari and a Rolls Royce!” He pleaded with her, holding tightly on the swinging door. At least she’d confirmed this was the trailer. “Let us get em out.”

Lyndy chuckled. Too bad. Maybe now he’ll start noticing me.

With one hand The Spitfire reached for the plastic taser, aiming sideways. Meanwhile he shouted: “Timeout! I need to tell you something really important about … about … your Mustang.” He was out of breath.

“What?” she questioned, finger quivering on the trigger. The truck was about to reach a busy corner, at which time she’d look rather conspicuous on the main avenues with a passenger battling her like an action hero.

The man was out of breath. His chest heaved for air. Lyndy jammed on the brake pedal, screeching to a stop at the crosswalk. This sent the man flipping toward the hood, where he transferred his weight. “… yer control arm mount … on the right side … has a stress fracture in the steel … causes awful handling in older Fords. You need to get it welded.”

“Cool. Thanks for the advice,” Lyndy replied. She accelerated and he flipped back within reach.

They locked eyes again, sharing a moment. His expression said: no problem—he loved giving muscle car advice. There followed a split-second pause, after which at point blank she squeezed the trigger striking the man in the upper peck. He instantly jolted off, accompanied by a shriek of pain and the unsettling ZZZTTT-ZZZTTT sound of electricity.

“God, that device truly is satisfying,” thought Lyndy, as she tucked it under the seat. Maybe there was something to this new technology stuff? Then she coughed and fluttered her hands across her nose.

Pulling into traffic she felt the weight of the massive three car load. The motor struggled and the truck swayed as it accelerated. But her head was in the clouds, elation her primary emotion. The Spitfire was back. Kinda.

As her pounding heart began returning to normal rhythms, she pondered where to go to unload. On her right side were identical residential zones, bordered by dusty tan walls and thin strips of landscaping. On her left in the mist, rocky foothills and mountains, but no cover.

She checked the fuel gauge: half a tank. Then she undid her goggles, tossing them aside.

If she continued a northerly trajectory, eventually the sprawl would fade and she’d find herself on the two-lane blacktop to Indian Springs. Might be a secluded spot out there. On the other hand, the buzzkills from earlier would be hot on her trail, calling for backup. McNair wouldn’t take kindly to having his fancy cars toyed with. No doubt they contained some sort of hidden tracking system.

She pressed on, considering whether she might simply lower the ramp and push the other two vehicles out. She could only assume her car occupied the least favorable position.

Lyndy cranked up the music station, drove another two miles and then turned down a street she’d never been on. It wound its way into another of the bland developments, except this one had better trees. She eased on the brakes under the cover of a canopy, in a red zone for parking but who cared about that now? The rear wheels rubbed on the rounded curb letting her know she was close enough. Not many folks were out and about yet.

Next Lyndy set the e-brake, then went searching the console and glovebox area for keys. She hoped for the Mustang one at least. But none were there. It occurred to her she might have a serious problem. Maybe the two drivers had held onto the keys?

Checking for watchers, Lyndy scooted over the seat and exited the passenger side. Act like a trucker who knows what the hell they’re doing, she thought. Plopping to solid ground, Lyndy sidestepped along the right side which bordered on some landscaping.

Lyndy paused, taking her bearings, getting a good look at the back ramp. An accessory motor could lower it from inside, but there were still two shiny bolt-locks to contend with. They were too beefy for ordinary cutters. She needed her own Sawzall. Lyndy sighed.

Or maybe not.

Crouching low, she craned her neck to see under the hauler. The box had a steel frame, but also a deck, and the deck was plywood. With a budding idea, Lyndy darted back to the cab. She’d seen a big Maglite flashlight there. She aimed the cone of the beam into the dark areas of the painted frame, checking every nook and cranny until she found the plastic box magnetized to a y-shaped truss. “Ha. Jackpot!” she thought. “I would’ve done that too.”

Now with the bolts undone, she was able to power the ramp and it lowered rapidly. It was laughable, as a stream of a half-dozen residents did go in and out of the neighborhood. Must have been strange when a 5000-pound Rolls Royce drifted off the ramp, coasted across the street and Lyndy just abandoned it there. But no one stopped.

With that coach moved out of the way, she slid in behind the wheel, cranked the white fastback using the spare key and peeled out like the old Knight Rider show.


Later that day …

Mrs. Aloyan stirred awake from a stress dream, annoyingly bright lights inundating her vision. She didn’t know where she was at first, only hearing murmurs of woman chatting, gossiping mostly. Then the whirring buzz of a hair drier. And a smell of chemicals as she caught her reflection in the corner of a salon mirror. Her hair was drying in a towel turban, the rest of her clad in a white hotel-style bathrobe.

This kept happening.

It started out as insomnia, growing worse and worse until it became unbearable. So, the doctor had started her on sleeping pills. And the result of this experiment was a mild form a narcolepsy, because she still couldn’t ease her racing mind at night, and during the day any relaxing spot—even her warm car at a stoplight—would cause her to doze off.

She eased out of the chair, rising to full height and studying her smooth but stern reflection in the mirror. Her skin tone seemed paler than ever. If things kept up like this, she’d soon appear ten years older.

A voice said, “we’re ready” and she reached for her Louis Vuitton purse. Robotically Mrs. Aloyan paced to the nail station, not even glancing up to see the girl. She only witnessed the green visor, wispy silver and black hair and assumed.

As she sat in the forward leaning chair, a strong hand clamped upon her wrist. “Don’t make any sudden moves,” came a warning from a voice she recognized. “I like this color on you, but I can’t have distractions if I’m aiming to not mess up your cuticles.”

Mrs. Aloyan met eyes with the half-Mexican woman. They called her The Spitfire.

Lyndy grinned to Mrs. Aloyan, letting her know it was no use asking how she’d managed to pull off this ruse. With her free hand she shook up a bottle of midnight blue polish, adding, “this stuff here is top notch. Doesn’t flake and really keeps the negative energy away. Repels those rival haters too.” She chuckled at her own joke.

They both sighed and Mrs. Aloyan stared at the table.

“You’re at a loss for words?” whispered Lyndy.

“What do you want?” questioned Mrs. Aloyan, letting her hand relax.

“You lied to me,” Lyndy replied. “My fee goes up by 5000 each time a client lies.”

“How so?” Mrs. Aloyan seemed surprised at the accusation.

Lyndy went to work with the tiny brush, making long strokes in a smooth motion. “Rita Lovelace couldn’t possibly have referred you to me. I think you were referred by someone else. Evidently, they wanted to remain anonymous. So, tell me, is it Graham Winsom?”

“Who?”

“The handsome guy—or he used to be—who wears the Bonanza style cowboy hat; he worked for McNair’s company managing the more historic casinos.”

Mrs. Aloyan shook her head.

Lyndy continued, “Most anyone else under 40 has never heard of Rita. In the world of celebrities, she’s long since forgotten. So did Graham write you a letter? Fill you in on some backstory and give you this juicy idea, a clever way to manipulate me naively into choosing your case? Cause it feels like a trap.”

Mrs. Aloyan seemed taken aback, but refused an answer. Lyndy continued to work on the nails, doing an admirable job, slathering it on thick and even.

“Rita is dead,” snipped Lyndy at last. “She died in a plane crash.”

“You’re wrong. I met with Rita Lovelace, just weeks ago. She’s about the same age as you, though I should add she is frailer and has more wrinkles.”

Yet again it was Lyndy Martinez with her head spinning on a plot twist. Because for a second time, it seemed Mrs. Aloyan was telling the truth as she knew it to be. Someone could be impersonating the late Rita Lovelace, but to what end?

Lyndy looked up. “Let’s assume this is true, is there anything specific you can tell me to make me believe a woman I once loved—yes I said it—is still alive?”

Mrs. Aloyan cleared her throat. “Possibly. Rita gave me details of an assignment you worked in the mid-1980s. It was a case sourced from The Lovelace Corporation, delivered to a bail bondsman as a layer of business dissociation. She said these secret trade contracts were called sanctions. His name was Chinese …”

“Chan?” Lyndy interrupted.

“Yes. The dispute she described involved two dancer showgirls at a popular nightclub. One of the ladies ended up in a wheelchair, shot in the back by an unknown assailant, paralyzed from the waist down. She wanted to prove the identity of that gunman and she wanted revenge. The one she accused was in fact her rival. You were able to prove that.”

Lyndy paused her effort, set the little brush in the round bottle. A chill ran down her spine remembering details of that case. Her heart filled with sorrow, for the two ladies whose faces she could still picture clearly in her mind. “Did she mention how it began? Were they quarreling over position?”

“No,” answered Mrs. Aloyan. “Miss Lovelace said the dispute began over a shared lover.”

“A two-timing man,” added Lyndy, her tone deadpan and somber. “They were fighting over a stupid man.” Lyndy remained quiet, contemplating the eerie detail that only her, Rita, Rita’s dad and Mr. Chan could have known. And the latter two adults were verifiably dead. Conceivable, but highly unlikely Graham would have heard that story.

“I did hold back one detail from you,” admitted Mrs. Aloyan, sounding afraid. “I met Rita not in Tucson Arizona, but in California.”

“Where?” asked Lyndy a bit too enthusiastically, but she already knew the answer.

“Lake Arrowhead.”

Lyndy put finger on the small bottle, spinning it, preparing to shake it again. “I apologize for accusing you of lying. I do need one more favor, if I’m going to find your husband.”

“Anything. Whatever you need.”

“A picture. You must have a wallet photo of him in there?” Lyndy pointed to the extravagant purse. Lyndy answered the next question before Mrs. Aloyan could respond. “I know. I know. He obviously won’t look like that. If he’s alive as your theory would suggest, then he will obviously be disguising himself.”


Lyndy Life Observation: You know you’re from the nineteen eighties if you ever had a waterbed randomly spring a leak, causing a serious headache, threatening a flood emergency in your home.

The wind rushed in her face and she let the coolness soothe her.

She was driving again, speeding, and noticing that the dude whom she tased had a fair point. The Ford didn’t handle like it used to.

She’d chalked up the poor handling to simple age. Which was only partially correct, because a crack in the frame meant the control arm wasn’t properly aligned, nor was the spring. And that whole area could flex.

Lyndy was also meditating on Rita. The prospect of her being alive, despite the obituary, had her stomach in knots. People were known to fake their own deaths—at least those in desperate situations. Coincidentally, it was the crux of her current case.

Lyndy fumbled under the seat for a pair of buried sunglasses, locating them under a layer of receipts and old fast-food wrappers. Then she shoved them across her nose while waiting in traffic. She felt conspicuous.

Dale, when he had a smart mouth on him, used to make dumb jokes around the taco hut. He did it on purpose to piss her off. One was: What do Lyndy and Catherine have in common? Answer: they’re mammals. Har-de-har.

But she and Rita had a lot in common.

Probably the most admirable quality Miss Lovelace possessed was a relentlessly proactive nature. She must have been born wired this way, because Lyndy hardly knew anyone with the same determination. In spite of her privileged upbringing, Rita’s looks and success in modeling, she always took action. When brushes with the law forced her to pick up trash on the side of the highway—humiliating punishment for most—she turned it on its head. She worked her ass off, had the largest sacks at the end of the day, invented new “innovative” ways to clean up highways. Lyndy’s lips curled into a smile thinking of this.

Or in a road race, she’d risk blowing up her motor, spinning out into a wall of tires to try and win a place. In a horse jumping competition, Rita pushed herself and the animals to the limit. Hell, she probably would’ve ridden a bull too.

If an adventure meant sleeping outdoors, Rita would take it upon herself, immaculately braid her own hair, roll out a bag and sleep under the stars like everyone else.

It was those qualities Lyndy could respect. They didn’t make people like that anymore. And it was these traits they shared in common, as well as coming of age in a certain time. It formed the bond between them. And they were not exactly friends, drifting apart and eventually going their separate ways. But she always imagined she’d have a chance to reconcile one day. Is it possible to love someone, but not be able to be friends? Of course.

The wheels hopped as she veered into the parking lot for the rest home. She purposely avoided the front facade of the building, not taking up her normal spot, but circling around to the rear. This was mostly a delivery zone, but there were a couple of places to safely park the Mustang. Keeping a low profile was more important than ever.

Clearly it was after normal visiting hours, but that didn’t matter.

She snuck her way down the halls, not meeting eyes with anyone and of course not being dumb enough to sign in. The only folks getting a good look at her were volunteers from the church.

She arrived at Dale’s room as the sun was going down, and he was doing that weird behavior where he perched on the edge of the bed with the TV on, but he wasn’t looking at it. He was staring at his feet.

Lyndy put a finger across her lips as she entered the room. He looked up, recognized her, stood and acted like he wanted to give her a hug. “No. No. No.” she whispered, placing a hand across his lips. “I’m not supposed to be here right now.”

Dale sat down, eyes wide and gaze focused on her.

“Dude, I came here to ask you a question,” said Lyndy, pushing the door shut and gently forcing it to latch. She kept the TV on to disguise her conversation.

Lyndy made a shoveling motion with her hands. “Are you up for some digging? Can you do that?” He stared back blankly.

Lyndy approached him, put three fingers together and cupped his right hand around the bunched fingers. “Try squeezing my fingers. I need to know if you can grip stuff.”

Dale stared down, concentrating on his hand, as if the motor coordination to grip an object required prior planning and experimentation. He grimaced. She soon felt the muscles in his hand contracting and his palm squeezing hard around her fingers. His grip strength was surprisingly strong, though obviously not the bone-crushing power he’d had in the glory days when they were lovers. “Good. You can do it,” she cheered, but still keeping her voice down.

Lyndy let go of his hand and put both her palms on his knees, bracing herself close to his body. “Alright. Do you want to come on an adventure with me?”

His normal frozen expression softened to a gleeful grin.

“By the way, did you eat a good dinner? Those frozen TV trays or whatever the hell they serve?”

Dale just blinked, still grinning, and she considered it answer enough.

Bad At Love Part-19

Bad At Love: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-19

Lyndy Life Observation: It’s a subject of ridicule nowadays, but at a wedding reception in the mid-80s if the DJ dropped a needle on the hit single: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-go”, wine glasses and dress shoes were abandoned, the round tables cleared and everybody at once would rush out onto the dance floor. It was a different world; we thought shoulder pads were cool.

Crouching low, Lyndy ID’d the remains of her busted Masterlock, torched, then ground to bits with a Sawzall contraption. Metal shavings littered the alleyway; must have happened the previous night and resulted in quite the extravagant light show. Thus, the sequence of events were unfolding as predicted, with the perpetrators long having fled.

Moments earlier she startled an innocent neighbor at an across-alley unit, so badly they drove off in a haste. It was The Spitfire’s appearance in Rochelle’s bathrobe, rubber crocs and her zany pixie cut which she’d slept weird on—they likely assumed she’d been living here. Not unreasonable given the way social security paid out these days.

Graciously, Rochelle had let her keep the unwanted robe. She’d ventured here in need of real clothing, having lost her entire outfit evading McNair’s men. She also hoped to retrieve the spare key for the fastback, and maybe borrow a cheap padlock at the front office to get this place temporarily secure.

With the orange roll-up breached, Lyndy’s precious belongings had been cast about with the same fever and disdain as the hooligan who’d taken a shot at the Mustang. No doubt they’d left disappointed. Because of course, the item they desperately sought wasn’t stored here. In fact, that item wasn’t even in the state.

Standing to full height, she yawned, then braced her hands on her back and stretched. She listened a moment to the croon of a cactus wren, hidden from view, unmistakable in tone.

The disorder in the storage unit now felt like a recurring theme, symbolizing the way in which the Ellis affair had played out, thrown a wrench in everything good. And how hard it was to put all her shit back in the correct boxes after the pregnancy. Took a decade actually, and contributed to her problem drinking.

She paced from the sunny access way into the shadowy cinder block interior. The first item catching her fancy immediately turned her frown to a smile. Bending down, she rescued from the pile of magazines a colorful craft-paper turkey, with a paper plate for the body of the bird. She held it up to the light, reading Mari’s second grade kid print aloud: “I am thankful for my mom!” Such a simple, honest gift brought more joy than any fine jewelry, and one winter it had been magnetized to the apartment refrigerator. In a section marked “Reasons” Mari had written: “She makes the best spaghetti.”

Lyndy breathed easier, meditating on homemade spaghetti dinners with Maribel. Took the sting out of having her stuff raided. Calmly she thumbed through yellow envelopes, tax returns, old bills. Kneeling on the floor for a closer view, she pushed these things aside until she found a moth-eaten business size envelope, unlabeled but stuffed with a rusty key. It had originally been stored in Mr. Chan’s desk. She fisted it, smiling as she discarded the envelope, knowing this prize would fit the ignition on the fastback. The Ford was so ancient one could get a 2-dollar spare cut at Home Depot. But of course, this required an original.

Next she observed the ubiquitous “camping stuff” tub, teetering atop the retired 80s and 90s clothing boxes not even Mari wanted. Setting it aside, she faced down the legacy of her rebellious youth and unconventional career path. She breathed deep, undoing the lid, poking through a hodge-podge of mid-riff bearing shirts, shredded low-rise jeans, leopard-print halters, goth and punk-style skinny Levi’s, sequined jackets and myriad dresses that, well … didn’t fit. She sniffed a pair of underwear, testing with her thumbs whether the elastic had any tension left. The panties were dusty but otherwise acceptable. After a vigorous shaking, she pulled them on under her robe.

In the midst of digging for a matching bra, she heard the zooming motor of a German luxury coupe. Startled, Lyndy poked her head out to see a blue Porsche, newer model, coming up the sloped driveway into the storage facility. She felt a surge of embarrassment. It must be Ben, early to pick her up. Even with all his failed marriages and gambling addiction, he’d clearly managed to hang onto some residual funds. Midlife crisis much?

Not wanting to appear like a tramp, she hastened back inside, flinging outfits over her shoulder until she found one with a chance of fitting.

Outside she heard his brakes, engine shutting off and his side door opening.

“Got yer message,” he called out. “You needed a ride?”

She had yet to explain the reason she had no wheels.

“Ugh, Ben wait. Don’t look at me yet!” The Spitfire warned, securing the clasp on the only brazier she could find in the stash—smelled like a vanilla Yankee candle—then stuffing her body through the neck hole of a black floral dress. “I’m not ready.” She jumped in place, jerking the dress over her thighs and zipping up the back. “Face away.” The ruffled dress had exposed shoulders held on by clear straps—a kind trendy 90s girls would wear to central park—which she snapped into position.

Ben chuckled. “Alright, alright,” he said, amused, backing his way to the unit.

Lyndy shrugged on a denim jacket, then reached for a pink Barbie playhouse mirror. She stared at her reflection in the cloudy toy mirror while raking her short black and gray hair into place. Then she touched the sun-blemished skin on her cheeks and felt discouraged.

“Did someone trash your stuff?” Ben asked, still with his back turned.

“Yes, they cut the lock,” she replied, dabbing on lipstick and lacing up a pair of black Dr. Marten shoes. “How rude! And there’s worse I haven’t told you.”

“Take anything valuable?”

“Nope, missed the quality items,” declared Lyndy, approaching the door. “For example, my stashes of vintage clothing I couldn’t even give away, they’re so embarrassing.”

Ben turned around slowly. He had a grin on his face.

“Okay, before you say anything, I know I look like an over the hill …”

“Hey Lyndy,” Ben held up a hand to interrupt. “I’m not here to judge. It’s Vegas. Wear what you like.”


Later at the corner coffee house …

Nothing quite like stepping foot in a place one swore to despise.

Hunched over, sucking an iced mocha-latte something through a fat green straw, Lyndy pecked at the keys of Ben’s laptop, tip of her nose inches from the screen when she needed to read; Ben thought this was hilarious. Meantime he was slouching in the adjacent armchair, focused on the betting section of the newspaper—because like a true baby boomer he still preferred a print edition. On the same round table as the computer his blackberry was buzzing with unanswered texts, like an angry Applebee’s restaurant pager.

She suspected these messages were from family members he wanted to ignore.

Though she hated to admit she’d gone soft, this giant coffee chain beat the public library internet by a country mile. Plus, she felt cozy in front of their street-facing windows and by borrowing Ben’s computer she was less obligated to disinfect the keyboard prior to use. Only real downside was a constant whistling of the espresso makers and the accompanying smell.

“Damn. For the love of God, I really need to snap my losing streak,” complained Lyndy, taking a stretch break, twisting herself in the chair and bracing her arms over the backrest. “It’s tougher than I imagined finding a clear headshot of Mr. Aloyan. I don’t know how, but he has managed to wipe himself almost entirely off the web—remarkable accomplishment. None of the news stories supply a headshot. There’s only a single photo I can find and it’s a low-res group shot at a ribbon cutting—could be anybody in middle Europe. I’m sure he’s disguised himself too.”

Ben nodded, not looking up. “Is that what’s bothering you?”

Lyndy did a double take. “Wait, how long have you known me?” she replied, comically. She stood up, pacing to the window blinds, peeking at the sunny day, then returning and sitting down. “Those jerks took my favorite purse and my favorite car.” Lyndy frowned.

“Join our club. Casinos have been robbing me blind for decades.”

“… I’ve scoured every auto trading site I can think of—if Mari were around she might know of more—and I don’t see any listings remotely matching a clean white fastback. There’s only two legitimate original fastbacks for sale in the county.”

“Did you have a LoJack on it?”

“Ha,” she said, exhaling, rising then plopping in the chair backward again. “No.”

“Maybe it’s still on the trailer?” Ben offered. “They know it’s hot.”

“Right. Good thought.” Lyndy tilted her head side to side, considering this and pointing a finger. “How many of those fifty-foot-long white luxury car carriers are there in this town, you think?”

Ben folded up his paper and sniffed. “Maybe a few hundred.”

Just then the blackberry vibrated, dancing across the table as Ben reached to silence it. Lyndy stared at the device and his hand, and sensing a question, Ben answered: “It’s a group text for gamblers at the OTB. They give out odds on upcoming events, races, plus some guys talk about their favorite horses… hot tips …. because they’re retired, divorced, and each very lonely people.” He chuckled.

“Do all of them live in Vegas?”

Ben nodded. “Probably like a hundred-fifty people on that list.” He could tell where she was leading. He perked up, reaching for the Blackberry. “Can you describe the car hauler?”

Lyndy tilted back her chin, squinting as she attempted to recite distinguishing features. “… Had no license plate, just the empty frame … black metal … and it had glossy white side panels—but they’re all like that—and it was really low to ground, ten inches or so.” Following along, Ben began to type furiously with his thumbs. “There were five rectangular lights in a row on top and the ramp could lower perfectly flat.” Lyndy pounded the table for emphasis, causing erudite coffee sippers to turn and scowl, as they were engaging in hushed conversation. “Oh, oh, most important, that trailer was recently moved, within the past two days. Not one of those gathering dust in a boneyard.”

Turned out there were dozens matching the physical description, but only a handful recently moved and without existing plates.


Next morning …

Lyndy Life Observation: I remember a weekend in the early nineties, bored, waiting on a card-dealer friend at Caesar’s. I feed a dollar’s worth of quarters in the nearest one arm bandit. Somehow I won $600 and I go to the cashier to convert the monster bucket of quarters into bills. She offers me a free lady’s tank-top which reads: “Jackpot Winner” in bold, sparkly font across the chest area. I glance at my watch, noting it’s three in the morning, moonless night. I chuckled and said no thanks.

Fog had spilled into the valley, visibility plunging to the tens of yards, turning the city limits to a humid sci-fi fantasy-scape. She snacked on a pop-tart, still stuck on the riddle most perplexing: How did Mrs. Aloyan know about her special connection to Rita? By comparison, Rhonda never heard of Miss Lovelace; both too young. The mystery was eating her up inside.

Swallowing the last crumbs of the sugary confection, Lyndy balled the wrapper, flicking it in a handy park bin. She then paused to dislodge a sprinkle out of her two front teeth.

She’d spent the afternoon and evening at Ben’s, preparing to do battle. Which wasn’t nearly as awkward as it sounded. For a bachelor, he had a comfy mattress—more restful by far than Rochelle’s worn-out sofa—plus he had shockingly good towels. On the other hand, the breakfast left something to be desired.

Lyndy’s outfit was the same, including the nineties waffle stomper shoes. Not much in the way of armor. She ported with her an opaque grocery sack from a convenience store. The weather was spooky, didn’t feel like Vegas at all, more Sedona after a cold storm.

They’d been texting a fellow OTB’er who resided in a yearling subdivision, one of those popping up over a period of weeks: identical single-story Spanish-inspired stucco boxes, a kind which gave delivery trucks nightmares. The neighborhood was pricey enough to have a gate though, and on the outskirts were long straight roads. The widest lane was adjacent to a seldom-used park. People stored extra cars and RVs here—practically no restrictions—and some truckers also took advantage. They left trailers here for extended periods.

The pink pea gravel covering most of the park was a decorative feature. And it crunched beneath her feet, making the loudest sound as she crept up on the car hauler. Traffic on the main boulevards muffled this noise. Smoke trees, blooming jacaranda and monkey puzzle trees finished out the landscaping. An old lady doing tai chi occupied a far-off corner, only a silhouette in the fog.

The reason for caution: a diesel Chevy cab was hooked to the white trailer. The way it slanted against the gooseneck hitch, she could tell the hauler was loaded, probably with more than a single auto. The ramp door was locked of course, with a shackle the size of her big toe. Windows of the cab were hazy. Other than this, it looked the same as before in traffic.

A magnet logo on the cab read: “Jay’s Trucking”.

She felt a rush of energy. Time to get serious. Reaching in her bag, she removed a pair of cheap gloves and construction goggles. One at a time she pulled them on as she scanned the area for any dog-walkers or witnesses. She pressed the goggles firmly over her eyes, as if preparing to snorkel. Then she broke into a sprint—at least her body’s current version of top speed. Leaping onto the running board, she pounded furiously on the passenger window. Yanking on the door, she was assaulted by the fruity smell of a vape pen. The cab was clouded with white smoke worse than a frat party.

“Whoah, who the hell are you?” demanded the stranger, pushing back against the driver’s door. He reached for the dash, where the armed taser rested against the glass. Lyndy immediately raised her can of bear spray and let er rip. The man screeched, letting go the plastic taser and put his hands up to shield his eyes.

“You shitheads need to start taking me seriously,” griped Lyndy, unbolting the latch on his door and shoving him out. He landed on his hip and Lyndy scooted into position behind the wheel, tilting it, then feeling along the column to rotate the key already in the ignition. It started with the diesel stubbornness, and she was feeling elated.

Meanwhile the bear spray had become so intense, mixing with the vapors, she could taste it and it burned her throat like ad hoc tear gas. Her jaw clenched. Frantically she cranked the window rollers on both sides, as it began to affect her nose by way of the mouth.

In the midst of coughing, she noticed the youngish bearded dude rounding the corner, carrying a tray of coffees and box of donuts. Witnessing his buddy flopped in the street, turning over in pain, the man could obviously tell something was up. He threw down the stuff, recognizing and locking eyes with The Spitfire behind the wheel of his truck. She was sliding the lever out of neutral and into gear. Instinct must have kicked in, as he held up both hands for her to stop, as though running at her in such a manner would make her retreat.

Cowboy Junkie Part-5

Cowboy Junkie: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-5

Lyndy Life Observation: I have a question about Star Trek. Did they have janitors on the Enterprise? Place was spotless, yet in all the hundreds of episodes, I can’t recall ever seeing a person with a vacuum cleaner or a mop. And what a job it would have been to be janitor on a starship, no?

Touching with his fingertip Jared traced along the perimeter of the Circle-Bar-Circle. One could practically feel the contours despite the map being printed on flat paper. It was a land spanning diverse environs, nurturing clusters of plant communities like secret gardens, little tributes to them all. Here a bit of the lush western Sierras. There a joshua tree patch, cottonwood lined ravine, forest of golden cup oaks and a hint of the Great Basin too.

The existing log cabins, having stood in place over fifty years, were shown on USGS quad maps. Atop this he squared a set of transparencies mailed to him by Holly’s company. These showed many proposed buildings and new roads overlaid on existing infrastructure.

Perched on the rock strewn east ridge, where ponderosa pines now towered, swaying mightily against the wind, were little black rectangles indicating rows of condominiums. One-hundred units in all. Where presently deer and occasional elk grazed in dry meadows, the shallows would be filled with a ten acre manmade lake. Good for fishing, except that was the majority of the prime pastureland.

But this plan allowed them to keep the historic main lodge. As a focal point of the resort it would be receiving fresh coats of paint, a decorative rock skirting, re-designed interior and more upscale furnishings. To the northeast, the highest point would be leveled and a steel-sided water tank installed. There was a natural granite dome there now, adorned with a dozen scraggly pines. Those stunted trees clung to life in impressive ways, their fortified root systems reaching down the sides of boulders, into caves, some specimens hundreds of years old. He played Lone Ranger there as a kid.

Historical fact revealed the Circle-Bar-Circle always had a checkered past. The lodge had been constructed not to introduce city slickers to the cowboy way of life, but as a speakeasy, isolated from the reach of law enforcement or the bureau. One had to know it existed, receive coordinates and a secret map; the perfect combo of maze-like backroads and day’s proximity to LA. Movie stars dined here. Opera singers performed here. The bar hosted many a notable Californian. The cover story: it was a working cattle ranch. But it wasn’t really. It was a mountaintop distillery disguised as a cattle ranch.

They had plenty of other dusty places to run cows.

Despite the free-wheeling history, Granddad would’ve hated this business plan. On the bookshelf near his maps, he could see an Edward Abbey book, the spine of Fool’s Progress peeking out. Abbey would’ve hated this plan too. But he didn’t have a payroll or all these bills stacking up. Hell, Abbey couldn’t even keep up with his own bills.

Jared lowered himself down, the maps glued in place by the force of static. Slumping into a chair beneath the stuffed head of a buffalo, he rubbed his eyes. He couldn’t concentrate on business or anything to do with numbers. The vision of Siberia danced in his brain, like a mythical Pegasus. He felt silly. This obsession was something he could not explain.

His mind kept returning to the continental divide, six hundred miles distant from this ranch. He remembered the numbing, frigid stream and the slippery rocks. The way cold air lingered in the gullies at daybreak, inducing goosebumps. The thundering river, crashing through boulders and echoing across the valley. The way snow patches glinted on the peaks for what seemed like half a summer. The yellow daffodils. The way that place made you feel.

The divide was no excuse to have a party. It was a serious working ranch; everything there seemed massive. When he dreamed big dreams, he was dreaming of Warner Ranch. The land did not suffer fools. Cowboys died there. A man drowned in the Rio Bonito, crossing with horses. Another froze to death in a snowstorm. He was with his dad when they found that one. Jared could still picture the iced up beard, the all-white eyes.

He and Nash were fearful of those stern giants who resided at the divide, including the beasts. On a chilly morning the pack horse’s nostrils flared, fogging the air. These weren’t the placid, lazy ponies at a state fair petting zoo; these western steed were lean and muscular—much tougher than a fragile racehorse. He’d seen them take a hard tumble, get back up and look at you as if to say “I’m good. Saddle me up.”

The battle-worn horses thought highly of themselves. With a bellow and stamp of their metal shoes, they could scare off a wolf pack or a rampaging bull. They sized men up in the same way human’s did to their kind.

Yet the boys couldn’t have been older than fifth grade, yanked out of school on a Friday with a job to do. He and Nash were at the makeshift corrals, off a muddy track, in a valley where men visited but a handful of times in a year. Indian tribes used to hunt here. Perhaps a real mountain man holed up in there a hundred years ago.

His dad lectured the pair, his lips hardly moving, looking like the original Marlboro man in a trapper jacket and rugged hat. Jared saddled up for a long day. Had a bedroll, matches, a pocket knife, wool sweater in case they had to spend the night. One cattle company staffer, Nash Spotted Wolf, provided to assist him. Dad called him “Mister Spotted Wolf” despite his young age.

They didn’t have child labor laws back in those days apparently, or else, nobody was made aware of them. He and Nash were picked to do a grownup’s task: recover three horses from a cabin where the occupant had been evacuated via airlift due to a health emergency. No roads in there. Eight miles up and back from the nearest staging area.

Everything out there was big, including the storms.

Jared owned a comfy western saddle given to him by his grandfather. Nash used a wool blanket only on his horse, said he preferred riding this way. Kid had one tough ass. He carried a well-loved 1894 Winchester on permanent loan to him by the cattle company. When he slept outdoors Nash simply pulled a second blanket over top of himself. Nash was into minimalism before minimalist camping was a thing.

The day started out with fair weather and blue skies, but this meant nothing.

They navigated with barely any semblance of trail, just following the main creek, bushwhacking. His fingers always felt frozen in the morning, moving through each gully shaded with pines. Gripping the reins was all he could do to stay in the saddle. Being trailless, the pace was slow. Willow thickets along the creek threatened to pull you right off. One had to practically lie down across the back to avoid it. If one wasn’t careful, thorny wild raspberry patches sliced up your forearms.

Most places the rocks were scree, larger than railroad ballast size and coated in slippery moss. The horses stumbled in these regions, their shoes and hooves unable to find sturdy enough footing. They hated trails like this and were eager to get up onto the higher slopes where less water flowed and they could stand on grass, even if the angles were slanting. One had to be vigilant the horses didn’t get too much bruising on their ankles.  

With a gain in elevation they eventually reached the incline, where the flowing creek became a trickle and they entered a dense forest. Here, there wasn’t enough headroom to ride, so they had to get off their horses and lead them by hand, up what felt like a 35 degree slope. At this stop, he and Nash had one of their only serious disagreements. Nash wanted to ditch the horses, tie them to a tree and come back for them, knowing they would move quicker on two feet. Jared believed they would need these reliable pack horses to convince the remaining trio to return with them. The three horses had been stranded near the pass for upwards of two weeks and may be reluctant to follow humans. Nash didn’t think it would be an issue. Jared used his authority, as a Warner—probably didn’t phrase things as maturely as he could have—to convince Nash to climb on. For a time the going got worse.

And then a hard rain came. Afternoon storms swept in with astonishing swiftness. Lightning came crashing around them. They climbed to a rock overhang, ruins of a mine adit which didn’t extend very deep. In the shelter of the mine entrance, they consumed deer jerky and shared some apple slices and cashews Jared’s mother had packed him. Together they calmed the horses, spoke of comics, girls, and baseball teams they preferred.

After their lunch, the going got even tougher. The incline became steeper, wet turf and soil together causing the boys and horses to slide. Riding was still impossible, and they had to coax the animals higher for every ten feet of gain. A swirling mist formed, obscuring their view and making navigation a challenge.

They picked their way through a maze-like patch of buckthorn, dipping in and out of a gully, crossing a mine tailing. His muddy jeans, flannel shirt were soaked to the bone. Both boys were shivering.

He was relieved as they pressed open the doorway to a humble cabin, its untreated boards rotting, turned grey and moldy by the elements. In his mind he could smell that earthy dwelling, every inch in crisp detail like a photograph preserved in his mind. One oil lamp. A coffee can, so clear now he could read the label. The mix of colors, orange and blue. A set of dominoes stacked on the table. A man’s pocket watch, with Sears & Roebuck imprinted on the dial side. Not having been wound, it had ceased running. He reached for this, checking the time it had stopped.

Meanwhile Nash moved uphill, to the makeshift corral, a barrier of tree limbs, piled stone and barb wire.

Seconds later Nash burst through the doorway. “One is missing!” he announced.

“What do you mean?” asked Jared, setting down the watch.

“There are only two horses here.”

“How could that be?” Jared wondered. As a kid, your brain always assumed the worst case: perhaps a hungry bear had been here. He followed Nash outside.

Several light taps at the office door—a person having long fingernails—snapped Jared back into the present. That place couldn’t get him; he was a Californian now. Yet his skin was tingling with the chill of the Rocky Mountains.

And so, in private moments he often wondered, “what exactly was the most remarkable thing about Siberia?” The only man who understood was there that day, but he wasn’t much of a talker.


Meanwhile, five minutes away …

In Hermosillo the industrious residents would take their traditional siesta every weekday afternoon. If you happened to be away from home, say on a jobsite, you threw down a towel or an old corn sack and dozed off under the nearest tree limb, sometimes adding a sip of tequila or other spirits to calm the nerves. This lasted from roughly one o’clock to three o’clock, often the warmest period of the day and she always wondered why they didn’t adopt this same practice in the US. It made sense. One could learn a lot from Mexico.

But by the grace of god she’d managed to coax the Ford back to the Circle-Bar-Circle, nosing in a little too close to the red Mercedes. Now The Spitfire was looking forward to a leisurely unpacking of her things in the guest bunkhouse, a clean change of outfits and perhaps a welcome dip in the hot tub. Except while viewing Annabel go about the afternoon chores, it was clear Dr. Stork had become impaired, needing to be supervised. Turns out the girl was a lightweight. Even Ruby appeared anxious.

Near to the pinewood sided barns she attempted to heave a 50-pound haybale onto an empty wheelbarrow. But the unwieldly mass threw Annabel off balance, knocking her from her feet and nearly causing her to tumble headfirst into the muddy paddock. Uninjured and undiscouraged, she reached down, curling her fingers and hooking it by both wires.

Exhaling and making a grunting sound, Dr. Stork continued her grumbles. “Oh believe me, after college I had plenty of opportunities other than this. I could have taken a job anywhere.” Annabel spoke loudly, with wide eyes and irregular speech. “In Santa Barbara county there was a family farm who wanted to hire me. Place is stunning—you can see the Pacific ocean from the corrals and they raise thoroughbreds.”

With Annabel starting to list like an ocean liner in a choppy sea, Lyndy rushed to steady her by gripping the back of her coat, preventing another fall.

“I’ve fantasized about quitting my job, thumbing it down the interstate like some country song. Somehow I just haven’t been able to commit. Could you imagine how this place would go to hell in a handcart if I weren’t around for a week?” Using gardening cutters she snapped apart the wires and the hay bulged out, filling up the wheelbarrow to overflowing. Then grabbing the handles, Dr. Stork zoomed off, zig-zagging through a gap in the fence with the front wheel squeaking the entire way.

Choosing her footpath more prudently The Spitfire maneuvered around mounds of horse dung, while Annabel plowed through them, shouting back: “Of course the Warner’s think they know everything—believing their kind of folklore is good enough and college education is a tax on suckers. What do they need me for?”

A smaller mare, tan but dappled in black and brown splotches came trotting up to the fence line as Annabel began scooping armfuls of hay into a feeding trough. “This family is so old fashioned. Give Mr. Warner a corncob pipe and rocking chair—he’ll feel at home.”

The mare’s tail twisted and swished away flies as she rubbed her muzzle on the metal trough. Without warning Annabel wilted against the sideboards, wrapping an arm around a vertical post. Lyndy tried to help support her but Dr. Stork seemed defiant, pushing her away.

“What’s this one called?” asked Lyndy, pointing to the tan horse, desperate to change subjects from Annabel’s spiral of personal despair.

“This pony?” Annabel eyed the horse, as if not recognizing where she was or how she’d ended up here. “This girl … is named Chipeta. She’s one of my absolute favorites. You can ride her tomorrow.”

“Yeah, maybe we ought to head back and lie down a while,” suggested Lyndy, pointing enthusiastically to the lodge. “At least get out of this sun and drink some cold tea.” The Spitfire wasn’t much of a tea drinker; she had selfish motivations. For one thing the outfit she was wearing, including the sexy underwear, had outlasted its comfort zone by several hours. In fact the underwire was making her itch and she wanted to change.

“Here’s something very important to know,” lectured Annabel, springing to her feet again. “You can’t just go off and buy whatever saddle looks the fanciest. You gotta match the saddle to your animal. Look at Chipeta here. She has a lesser distance between the shoulders and croup. So I have a saddle just right for a pony.”

“Hey, what’s the official difference between a horse and a pony anyway?”

Annabel grinned, as though prepared to dispense great wisdom. “Simply put, a pony is a vertically challenged horse.”

Lyndy nodded, admiring the strong horse. “We share in the struggle.”

“Look at it this way. Chipeta might be considered a pony, but she’s a mustang at heart.”

Lyndy pushed back her hair, then folded her arms. Maybe it was time to embrace her cowgirl side and agree to the ride. “I think I like her.”

“Hand me that groomer,” said Dr. Stork, gesturing to a heavy brush laying face up.

Reaching down, Lyndy passed off the heavy object, looking like a bathtub scrubber with fibers stiff as a broom. Annabel then began to vigorously stroke the back of Chipeta, as a cloud of dust rose skyward above the horse’s body. Lyndy backed away, not wanting an allergy attack. Chipeta snorted, seeming to enjoy the back scratch aspect of the cleaning.

They were both interrupted by repeated nudging from Ruby, who was signaling the approach of a visitor. Lyndy recognized the young cowboy Ben, who was out of breath. He smiled and tilted his hat at The Spitfire. “Hey Annabel, the mail truck left a big package in the office and it’s got yer name on it.”

“I have a package,” voiced Annabel in disbelief. “Serious?” She turned to Lyndy with a quizzical expression, as though The Spitfire had something to do with the unexpected event.

Ben nodded. “I would have brought it with me, but it’s too heavy.” He studied Annabel with one eyebrow raised. “Are you alright? Your skin is all red.”

“I’m fine,” said Annabel confidently. “I’ll check it out. Can you finish up here?”

Ben agreed to take over the afternoon feeding duties.

“Well this is sounding interesting,” said Lyndy. “I had almost written today off!”

“Yeah, I never get packages. Long time ago when I was in school my parents used to send me stuff. But now, never.”

“Maybe it’s a gift from an admirer,” said Lyndy, voicing a tone of intrigue.

Annabel chuckled, turning to face Lyndy with a look of incredulity.


Moments later …

“Watch it ladies. That box weighs a ton,” remarked Wade, who was busy checking a man in at the front desk.

The package was partially clad in faded shipping paper, bound with plentiful scotch tape. But otherwise looked to have endured serious abuse, as if weathering months out of doors and used as someone’s impromptu footrest. The top had once been emblazoned with numerous colorful customs stamps, indicating it must have come across the ocean. The dimensions were irregular, roughly four-and-a-half feet long and over a foot wide.

“You got a relative who’s an Aussie?” queried Lyndy, already on hands and knees examining the stickers and ink stamps. She passed her fingers over them as she tried to read the dates and work backwards.

“Nope,” replied Annabel. “None that I know of.”

Cowboy Junkie Part-4

Cowboy Junkie: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-4

Lyndy Life Observation: The backroom area behind the shoe display at REI seems like a narrow corridor, perhaps seven or eight feet wide. So why do REI employees disappear for 45 minutes in a stretch when all you want is to try on sneakers.

“Siberia is a feral horse. Her coat is cream in color, hence the name,” Annabel corrected, a bit irritated with her companions for having a chuckle at Lyndy’s expense. “Hasn’t been a wolf in the Mojave since the early nineteen thirties.”

In a whisper Wade explained, “Siberia is kinda the Loch Ness Monster of our local area.”

Jared turned, bracing palms flat on the dinner table—its natural woodgrain top hewn of trees having had sequoia-like proportions—and looking to Lyndy. “Some people think it’s fun to tell spooky stories around a campfire about Siberia. But we’re talking about a horse, living in the wild, which would be 25 or 30 years old by now. Think about it.” He tapped his finger on the table.

“Certainly rare, but scientifically possible under the right circumstance,” argued Dr. Stork. “Horses have been known to live a lot longer.”

Clutching her mug with both hands, enjoying the entertaining discourse, Lyndy finally eased back in her chair. “I should pen a book: Lyndy’s Guide to Freeloading,” she thought.

Jared continued presenting the case to Lyndy. “So the sheep ranch is twelve miles away in a straight line. Between here and there is all Circle-Bar-Circle range. The cattle guzzler he’s talking about is more than fifteen miles away. Plenty of unconfirmed sightings, but like Sasquatch, this white mare hasn’t been photographed in at least a decade. You’d think somebody would’ve got a picture by now.”

“Do you carry a camera everywhere you ride?” jabbed Annabel.

“Chase is pretty sure of what he saw,” said Ben. “You can’t mistake a palomino horse.”

“Where’d it come from?” asked Lyndy, her curiosity piqued.

“Glad you asked. We were getting to that,” replied Jared, his body now animated. “Two rival cowhands were feuding. Summer of fifty-seven. Well, between fifty-seven and fifty-nine,” he corrected. “A dry series of years.”

“Legend is they were brawlin over a beautiful young lady,” Wade chimed in. “She was a waitress serving miners in a bar at Rearden Gulch. Much like yourself.” He grinned to Lyndy. While the comment could have gone the wrong direction, somehow Wade dignified it and it came out g-rated.

“Don’t believe it. They were fighting over water rights,” professed Annabel. “Like you just said, it was a record drought.”

“Not quite.” Jared shook his head, raising a finger to silence Wade who’d been preparing to argue. “Actually, it did involve a bar at Rearden Gulch, but they were fighting over a card game and a lost bet that wasn’t paid. One of them pulls his Colt, a distance of twenty-five yards, as the other cowboy was leading Siberia. He in turn pulls his own six-shooter, but not fast enough. A shot from the hip is fired. In the confusion Siberia bucks, yanks away the reins and races off. The other cowboy is knocked from his horse too. His bolts off, but they found it. Siberia on the other hand, disappears and never returns. That is a very bad omen.”

“Wait, it’s a bad omen if your horse runs away?” questioned Lyndy.

“Very bad,” said Jared. She couldn’t tell if he was kidding or not.

Rolling her eyes Annabel added, “Some of us have real work to do.” Annabel whispered in Lyndy’s ear as she pushed in her chair. “You’re gonna fit in fine here.”

Minutes later …

Her boots were clicking as she paced the plank porch, dabbing on purple lipstick. The floors were uneven, a bit weathered and in need of a good sanding. But with this end facing south, the afternoon sun was warm to her skin, making Lyndy happy she’d worn shorts. At the corner a hummingbird buzzed around the rain chains. She poked at a dangling wind chime, the kind sounding like a kid’s xylophone.  

Meantime Annabel was still inside the lodge, purportedly retrieving spare keys to the Harvester truck. Her simple mission was taking a long time. Following lunch the other staff had returned to their various chores, dispersing throughout the property.

Across the lawn she watched a car arriving in the parking lot, kicking up puffs of dust as it bounced over ruts. It was one of the only guests, the first new one she’d spotted, and they’d managed to tackle that difficult road in a Mercedes-Benz. A coupe version no less.

At first the driver set their bumper almost touching the trunk of a mature sugar pine, its pliable branches sagging under weight of too many pine cones and yet still providing shade. But here the newcomer lingered only half a minute. Then restarting the engine, the driver backed halfway out across the clearing—quickly turning their wheels—while they lurched forward to situate themselves on the same row, but over thirty feet away from the big pine, into a sunnier span.

After a brief pause, out stepped a blonde wearing designer jeans and a performance vest bought from one of those luxury outdoor stores Lyndy couldn’t afford to shop. She seemed slender, youthful, perhaps younger even than she and Annabel, but at this distance it was hard to tell.  Murphy’s Law would dictate this had to be the same visitor whose fancy wine bucket she’d overturned, the one called Holly.

You know the feeling when you should probably give someone a chance and not be too judgy, but you can’t help yourself? This was one of those times.

“Oh great, just what we needed, a Catherine Cookson,” she muttered to herself. It would seem she’d grossly underestimated the female competition this ranch would have to offer, and that included Dr. Stork.

Zipping up her snow bunny coat and pushing her way back into the lodge, Lyndy went searching for Annabel or Jared. Drinking a liter of coffee at lunch was beginning to take its toll and now she needed to pee like Secretariat preceding a big race; she couldn’t imagine bouncing along in that worn out truck in her present condition. She kept an eye out for signs, but the fifty-year-old log building was byzantine, with meandering hallways and meeting rooms she’d not been introduced to.

Did they use outhouses here? “Annabel? Or uh, Doctor Stork?” she called, tempering her voice so as not to seem like a crazy person.

She meandered down one corridor beyond a bank of cramped offices, not seeing another person. Should I call out their names again? Unable to locate anyone she resorted to testing a few doors at random in the hallway off the public dining area. The first she tried was storage. None having windows, they couldn’t be used as guest rooms.

Above the next door, someone had nailed an upside-down horseshoe. She twisted the brass knob, hinges creaking as it opened inward on its own mass. The  room was lit with one yellow bulb. In stunned silence, her eyes absorbed the scene. The space contained no commodes, but did have a stack of extra chairs and some portable cots; that wasn’t the shocking part. What made her dizzy and unsure how to react, was the sight of Annabel Stork and Jared Warner in passionate embrace—Annabel’s coat and shirt were unbuttoned, and Jared’s hands were wrapped around her torso. For an instant, the three stood frozen under a curious spell. Her next urge, one she suppressed, was to burst into laughter.

Dios mio!” Lyndy put up her hand, twisting back around to leave. “I saw nothing. Wrong door. I saw nothing.” She began rubbing her eyes with her palms, shuddering at the same time, as though trying to erase a mental image. “Of course, I should have guessed. You two were arguing like a married couple,” Lyndy added. She reached for the door to pull it shut.

“You cannot tell anyone about this,” pleaded Annabel in desperation. “Nobody else on staff knows.”

Jared bent down, ducking under Lyndy’s arm and stopping her from closing the door. “Please wait,” he demanded.

“This isn’t what you think,” added Annabel. She was blushing, in a very obvious manner due to her skin type.

“Please let me shut the dang door,” argued Lyndy, trying to muscle it away from Jared, except he was too powerful. “Can this day get any weirder?”

“You have to promise not to tell anyone first,” Jared demanded. Using his other elbow he hastily rubbed the area around his mouth, attempting to remove Annabel’s lip gloss.

“Who the heck would I tell?” Lyndy replied.

He reached out a hand for part of Lyndy’s coat, but just as he grabbed hold she swatted it away. “Hands off,” she stated, backing further out of reach.

Restraining hot emotions, Jared tried explaining. “Look, Miss Martinez. It’s not that we’re doing anything wrong. It’s just a delicate time for us. Things are complicated at the ranch right now, for our whole business.” 

“He’s engaged,” Annabel blurted out, in the process of buttoning her shirt.

Ay caramba!”

Jared glanced back at Annabel. “That’s one reason we don’t want this getting out.”

Lyndy sighed. “I can keep a secret,” she assured. No I can’t. She pointed a finger in the direction she assumed was the parking lot. “By the way, there’s a babe, some Colorado mountain town version of Barbie who just arrived out front. I’m assuming that’s Holly.”

Jared inhaled uneasily. Still looking to Annabel he said, “See you tonight then?”

Annabel nodded in agreement.

“Don’t tell anyone,” he emphasized sternly.

“I was just searching for the little girl’s room,” declared Lyndy.

“I’ll show you on the way out,” said Annabel gruffly.


20 minutes later …

Lyndy Life Tip #203: Here’s a tip you can really put to good use. When apartment hunting, always visit the potential complex in question on a weeknight, after the office closes, say ten or eleven PM. There are two reasons for this: 1. You’ll have a sense how bad crime is. i.e. you may see some stuff that you wouldn’t during daytime. 2. You’ll get a good idea of how rented out they are. If the parking lot is all full up, then you know demand is high.

Back at the stranded Mustang, the mood had changed from lighthearted, budding new friendship, to thorny and glum. Even the skies were overcast now, the atmosphere threatening a cold front. Still for the time being it was relatively temperate. Enough that a red-tailed hawk circled in constant orbit above the ridge, on a hunt for tiny prey.

When she wasn’t staring up at the hawk, Ruby busied herself snapping at all the bees. Totally absent in the morning, honey bees had somehow invaded the roadside, seeking water or possibly attracted by the smell of spilled coolant.

The Spitfire was concentrating. She had the side of an old paint can in the vice, which mounted sturdily to the bumper of the Harvester. Her plan was straightforward. In order to limp the Ford home, she needed to temporarily patch the leak without ruining the whole radiator. Thus if she matched this square piece of tin to the cracked section of radiator, she could solder around it with a butane torch. As long as this kludge held coolant for a day or two, it would be enough to get to a Barstow radiator shop.

“I have another confession,” voiced Annabel, who’d taken to leaning on the rear quarter panel of the iron lady. Her braid was in front now, and notably reached below her belt.

“What’s that?”

Annabel opened the lower half of her coat, revealing a clear bottle with a red and white candy stripe label. “I stole the peppermint schnapps from the bar.” She yanked the cork out of the bottle and set it to her lips. “I’ve never done that before.”

“Oh groovy. Pass it on over,” said Lyndy, cupping her hand towards herself.

Squeezing the metal, she went to work with shears, trimming it down to a square that would match the size of the dent. Then all she needed to do was hammer it to a 90 degree V.

Annabel passed her the bottle and Lyndy sipped a capful. She squinted hard as she swallowed, passing it back. “Yeesh. It’s like cramming a fistful of crushed peppermint sticks in your mouth and pouring on booze.” She stared at Annabel, jealous of her long hair. “Hey just curious. Don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had a haircut?”

Casually, Annabel flicked her long braid over top of her shoulder, as one would getting an errant purse strap out of their way. “I dunno, spring of 1966,” she said with a smile. “I’m from Chicago. I haven’t been back there in two years either.”

Lyndy chuckled, as she returned to sizing her metal patch.

“They’re obviously not right for each other,” declared Annabel, perhaps preaching to herself.

“You won’t hear any argument from me,” Lyndy chimed in.

“I know everything about what it takes to run this place. How to take care of every animal. Holly knows what … how to run a ski lift so it doesn’t seize up and strand people. Big deal. I can do anything Holly can do for Jared, and that includes making babies. He doesn’t need her.”

Lyndy inhaled. She felt torn between holding her tongue, not wanting to get involved, but also needing something to occupy her for the next several days at a resort, without Ted. “Did he give her a ring?” She put a hand across her forehead as if checking for a fever. I can’t believe I’m asking.

Wordlessly, Annabel nodded. After a brief silence she exclaimed, “Oh god I’m a disgrace. Every last shred of dignity, wiped out! Sorry to completely shatter your image of me. You probably thought I was so smart and gifted, one of those good girls.” Annabel took another sip.

“I’ve been in your shoes before,” Lyndy replied. “Couple times actually.” Her mind immediately skipped to her roller-coaster relationship with deputy Keynes. The sneaking around. The shame in the grocery store, feeling like you needed to leave town. Having to lie to Miranda on the telephone, saying she didn’t know where Dale was and hadn’t seen him that night. Miranda thinking he was dead. Saying he must be in one of those radio dead zones—cause he had a radio system in his goddamn patrol Bronco. Lying to Miranda: that had to be the absolute worst.

Lyndy looked to Annabel with pity. “I have to be honest though, it didn’t end well.”

Annabel was silent.

“In fact it was bad-ugly.” Lyndy sniffed. “So what does Holly do for a living anyway? She drives an expensive car.”

“She’s a business consultant for Vail Resorts. She’s supposed to be helping us, the Circle-Bar-Circle, return to a semblance of profitability. Her pitch is that she can revitalize this place. Which in her eyes, probably means turning every last hillside into a ski run.”

Lyndy was beginning to appreciate the packrat-like nature of Wade Evans. This rusty old truck had everything under the sun, just in small quantities. That included flux and solder.

“She’s also training for the Winter Olympics or something.”

Newly minted patch in hand, Lyndy set aside her pretty coat, then scooted on her butt at the front of the Mustang for the second time. Testing the fit, she matched the V-shaped metal so it covered around the dent, crack included.

“Ugh, where are the boys when it’s time to do crap like this,” lamented The Spitfire.

“They’re cowboys but they hate getting dirty more than we do,” quipped Annabel.

Ruby came by to lick her hair and face, but Lyndy pushed her snout away. She heated up the metal with a butane torch, keeping it moving in circular strokes, while Annabel had taken a seat in the dirt beside her. She was giving Ruby a brushing.

“What’s the story with that Nash guy?” voiced Lyndy.

“What do you mean?”

“Seems like he hates me.”

“He and Jared grew up together. He works anywhere Jared does. The ranch they grew up on bordered an Indian reservation.” Annabel took a sip from the striped bottle.

“Seriously?” The patch was starting to draw the solder in like a magnet; the heat was working.

“They met when they were five, same age. Nash is the only child from the reservation who visited the cattle ranch. I believe he was the only kid from his clan who was allowed. Most were forbidden from interacting with the Warners. Jared doesn’t generally talk about his childhood. But if you manage to coax some details out of him it can be fascinating. He had some crazy stuff happen, experiences only he and Nash know about.”

Cowboy Junkie Part-3

Cowboy Junkie: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-3

Not far away …

Lyndy Life Observation: Listening to the opening theme song for Patty Duke and I think to myself—while stroking fictional beard hairs on my chin—are identical cousins really a thing or was that made up?

A faded decal on the gas pumps read “High Test”, clearly some goober’s idea of a knee slapper. But with a fuel needle teetering on the bold red E, this clapped out, tin-roof shack was the only game in town.

Holly Folsom beeped her horn twice, attempting to rouse the lazy station attendant. Precious seconds elapsed with no activity or acknowledgement, save a barking dog or two. With a twist of the chrome knob she switched off her AM radio, then glanced to a tiny analog clock on her dash. Where was he?

In the breeze, a smell of pine log campfires tickled her nose.

“I can feel myself aging”, she muttered, shielding her eyes with one hand and checking rearward. Still nobody.

Vocalizing a frustrated groan she started buttoning up her fuzzy, wool-lined hiking vest. From the seat pocket she recovered two folded over sections of the day’s news—business and funny pages. Then she elbowed open her door and stepped out. Her legs were stiff from hours of steady driving. She paused a moment, tilting her neck to one side then the other. Early autumn leaves were coating the moist asphalt, a kind prone to sticking on the lugs of her top-dollar trekking boots. She breathed deep, taking in the setting.

In Colorado, Holly never had problems getting service. But Rearden Gulch was the biggest armpit this side of Leadville. Judging by the condition of their saggy screen door and a 7-UP banner from about year 1942, this place wasn’t big on freshness; probably had a winning trout mounted on the wall.

Making her way to the trunk, where the license plate was mounted beneath the tri-star, Holly untwisted her gas cap. Then cupping the newspaper so as not to dirty her fingers, she reached for the gritty pump handle. Holding the nozzle several inches beneath her crinkled nose to obtain a whiff, she judged it smelled reasonably like gasoline, not putrid varnish. She hated putting gunk in her European sports coupe, but at least it wouldn’t murder the engine. Watchful to avoid damaging her nails, she inserted the tip and squeezed.

While the low octane fuel was pumping Holly dug in her purse. Smaller items sunk to the bottom, she located a lone hair tie and tube of ruby red lipstick. Leaning hand-on-hip, she touched up her mouth using a weak reflection which showed in the clear-coat paint. Then she hastily brushed her honey-blonde hair a half-dozen times before securing it in a ponytail.

“Well, howdy there Miss Folsom,” bellowed a man. Her head shot up.

He was a plump older gentleman, clothed in an oil-stained hunting shirt and hip waders. Duck boots capped off the ensemble. He’d been approaching from the direction of the outhouses; here at last was the missing attendant.

“Who are you and how do you know me?” demanded Holly.

“Oh, I recognized you from a distance.” He hadn’t been expecting her to be so hostile or impatient, and a sheepish grin formed on his face. “I’m Mr. Grey. Sorry to startle you. I do that sometimes.” Clearing his throat and wiping his paws on the front of his shirt, he continued, mainly to lessen the awkwardness. “Yer daddy was a hell of a gambler. We used to play cards with him back in the old days, losing mostly. I pumped his gas many a time too.” Mr. Grey gestured toward the high mountains with a played out snap of the wrist. “That was before all them silver mines closed up.”

Holly sniffed. “Whatever,” she answered. “How much do I owe you?”

Seeming to have misheard her, Mr. Grey’s retelling of history rambled on: “I remember you must have been about three or four years, sitting on a blanket on the floor, pink rattle in hand, right there next to the card tables. We were all enamored; you were the cutest kiddo. Now yer all grown up. Yer pop wasn’t much of a looker, but …”

“How much do I owe you?” she questioned again, much louder this time.

Noticing she was struggling to return the leaky nozzle to a catch on the pump, Mr. Grey bounded forward. He snatched it from her grip—moving with surprising agility—helping to secure the handle in place without ruining Holly’s splendid outfit. He then lowered to a squat and tightened the fuel cap on her petite Mercedes.

“I seen you on TV a few times. You’re becoming quite the marksman in those winter games,” he complemented. “And a damn fine skier I might add.”

Ordinarily Holly Folsom had little interest in carrying on conversations with scruffy old men. But shooting sports, biathlons in particular, were the one thing bridging the divide. Her expression immediately softened. “So you saw me in the nationals?”

“Charming as ever,” he replied. “But you’re getting to be one dangerous lady.” Mr. Grey wiped a soft rag over her bumper, soaking up any errant fuel. Then he rose to full height, his grimace telling of discomfort in the aging knees.

Holly grinned proudly. She’d come in second place that time, behind a woman who was ten years her senior, and having loads more experience than she. Her mood lightened as she rested a hip on the car door. “You really knew my dad?”

“Of course. We all did in those days.”

Holly sniffed, reaching down to brush a few yellow and green aspen leaves, shaped like spades, clinging to her jeans. “I can’t remember much from those days. I was too young; it’s all like a fuzzy out-of-focus picture. Sometimes I wish I could relive it, retain more. Was there a guy—a mining engineer—he had a funny name, Big-Block Henderson?”

Chuckling with thumbs in his wader straps Mr. Grey nodded in affirmation. “Yes, yes. Semi-famous. Used to swing you around doing what they called indoor-airplane rides.”

“Was that his real name?” she queried.

“No, I don’t believe Big-Block is the name his mother gave him.”

Holly retrieved a leather clutch wallet from her handbag. “Got any Salems in there?”

Mr. Grey tilted his forehead northward, to a woody area behind the service station. His eyes narrowed, forming a more serious guise. “Listen Sparkplug, what say you and me cut us a deal?”

Lowering her wallet, arms at her sides, she glared back at him. “Better be clean.”

“It is. Got us a practice range behind the old shop. There’s a decoy pond too, where me and my buddies been duck huntin.” He tapped lightly on the lid of her trunk. “I’m assuming you brought somethin precious in here.”

Holly cut swiftly in front of him, positioning her body between Mr. Grey and the Mercedes. He was a good guesser. Inside the trunk resided a pricey German sporting rifle. She placed her fingers on her hips, unconsciously batting her fake eyelashes.

“Take it easy Sparkplug. Nothin to be protective about. Couple buddies of mine would love to see what you can do with that thing. Gas and anything else you need is on me. How bout it?”

Holly smiled to herself as she considered the offer of free gas, pops and smokes. She checked her watch, then looked back at Mr. Grey. “Okay, I’ll do it. I’m ahead of schedule.”

Mr. Grey seemed quite pleased with himself.

Holly slipped a key in the lock mechanism and raised the lid, revealing a professional style hard plastic case fastened with steel buckles. “Mister, you wouldn’t believe what I had to go through to get my hands on one of these.”


Lyndy Life Tip #202: Passing a lower tier fast food joint and I notice their Help Wanted sign promotes that pay is allotted daily. You know it has to be a shitty place to work when they have to start paying folks by the day. Obviously people aren’t coming back.

Sounds of forks clinking on porcelain tableware filled her ears. The spread at lunch was nothing short of marvelous. With every bite, Lyndy was grateful to Annabel for twisting her arm to stay. One didn’t have to get up; a pair of maids circled the table, serving the meal.

Unexpectedly The Spitfire found herself in the spotlight too, making her giddy. It was a warm feeling, like instantly being adopted into a large boisterous family—the kind of gathering to fog up dining room windows. Sensory overload for introverts.

Wasn’t I just wishing for alone time?

Opposite her presided the handsome landowner, a Mr. Jared Warner. Occasionally their eyes met, and his, like the others were captivated with The Spitfire. Even the way the young man carried himself indicated his family owned a guest ranch, and others like it. Measuring broad in the shoulder, tall in stature, it only enhanced his attractiveness. Although projecting confidence verging on brashness, his mildly hayseed persona came off charming rather than threatening.

On the paneled wall within arm’s reach, Jared had slung his black Stetson. In between bites of food she was trying to make sense of that oversize hat, with its decorative braided leather cord in place of a traditional band, and dime-size star pendants glued to the brim.

On the floor next to Annabel’s chair, Ruby the dog was snoring peacefully.

Lyndy noted a new quiet cowboy had joined the group. From bits of conversation she learned his name was Ben. Judging by his look, he was close in years to Nash, but in comparison exuded a more pleasant and approachable disposition. Intermittently, Ben and Nash were whispering confidences back and forth. And in the midst of everything, she’d gleaned one more interesting detail: Nash’s family name was Spotted Wolf, this having been sewn to a tag on the underside of his hat.

Of course the real delight was hot food. The eggs were just to her liking, moderately salty and with a fluffy texture crumbling on her tongue. Pacing herself became mission impossible, as each time Lyndy consumed three quarters of a plate the maids came back around and served her again. She began craving water, downing a full glass, pausing only for a breath or two.

Annabel noticed Lyndy stuffing herself like an orphan at their first real Thanksgiving. She pointed to her plate. “I collected those eggs from our coops just this morning.” Annabel passed her hand over the table. “Loads of stuff we’re eating comes from the ranch. Fresh as can be.”

Lyndy bobbed her head. “Wonderful,” she managed, mouth full of half-chewed potato wedges.

From a white carafe Jared dispensed a cup of steaming coffee. Gesturing to Lyndy, he offered to top off her mug as well and she obliged. Taking a first sip—not having added any cream or sugar—he then spoke up, cadence a beat slower than most coastal Californians would talk. “Miss Martinez, I’m told you’re in an unusual line of work. Employed by a business called … Chan’s Bail Bonds.” He squinted his eyes, snapping together finger and thumb to shake loose a thought. “Is it what they call a bail enforcement agent?”

A bit of a smirk formed on his face. The room quieted, attention focusing on her answer. It was a delicate one. Foremost she needed to finish chewing and swallow. Feeling increasing pressure on her abdomen, The Spitfire wished she could undo her belt and let it out a notch. But obviously she couldn’t now, it would be noticeable and impolite. She laid down her fork, then inched back from the table, wiping around her lips.

“That like an old west bounty hunter?” questioned Wade.

Jared glanced to Wade and Ben, one eyebrow raised. Then after propping his elbows on the table, he meshed his fingers.

Breathing deep, Lyndy observed even Annabel was awaiting a response, staring her direction with a touch of admiration. Having finished eating, she’d folded up her dirty napkin and deposited it on the table. Her plate was virtually spotless. Perhaps this was the secret to getting the maids to stop.

“Well you see,” Lyndy began, shrugging  shoulders and gazing up at a skillfully coffered ceiling. “I’ve always had a knack for finding people who … people who for one reason or another don’t wanna be found.” Hopefully none in present company were escapees—but come to think of it, this would be a darn good place to start a new life. “Technically speaking, I’m a contractor for Chan’s. I work mainly as a private investigator. I don’t bring anybody in, to be sure. I only find people.” She emphasized the point with her palms spread flat.

“That’s peculiar. How did you get started in this business?”

She’d been hoping Jared would leave it alone, but no luck. Whenever someone pressed on this, events she didn’t wish to relive all came rushing back at once—these feelings were hard to channel—like an impending flash flood.

“A decade ago me, my brother and Chan lived in the same trailer park. When I started the county Sheriff, a man named Granville Jackson, came to meet Mr. Chan, knowing he had a hard earned reputation for getting things done. Outlaws feared him. The Sheriff was having trouble with a particular biker gang; these dudes were all bad, and white supremacists. See that was the other thing, Chan isn’t white. Chan wasn’t even born here. The Wallach’s believed they were above the law. Granville couldn’t control em because they had people working inside the sheriff’s department and the jails. So even if they hauled one of their boys in, got him booked, most likely he’d be out on bail the next day. If one of em managed to get caught in jail a week or two, somehow a prison guard would make a bonehead mistake, leave a gate unlocked in the night, miss a signal, and the guy would escape. Didn’t matter if they were on parole, two-thirds were fugitives, owning guns, riding free and raising hell.”

“Sheriff Jackson made a simple deal with Chan. The first Wallach captured he’d pay five-hundred dollars. Each additional who got locked up, the reward would increase by five hundred a head. And so on.”

“So what happened?” asked Jared, a touch of skepticism evident in his voice.

“Eventually I got twenty-five locked away in a state prison, some in federal too. What was left of the Wallach gang scattered, vacated the state. Some went down into Mexico I hear. Sheriff Jackson was pleased with us. But then Matt Wallach senior came for me personally. They kidnapped me, tried to murder me and well … he failed on that mission.”

“This Chan fellar, he writes regular bonds too?” asked Wade.

“He does. But those people don’t run. At least, not in the numbers they used to. If any of the CBB … shall we say …. treasured clientele go AWOL, then it’s also my duty to track those folks down.” Lyndy reached for a glass of orange juice and took a sip.

“What are they afraid of?” inquired Nash, who’d had his head down up until this point.

“I dunno,” she replied. “Maybe Mr. Chan.” With a tiny silver dessert fork she stabbed a hunk of Canadian bacon—drink coaster sized—cramming it partly in her mouth.

“How long you been in this abnormal career?” asked Jared.

Lyndy used the fingers on one hand, counting up from the year of her brother’s passing. Her mouth was full of chewy bacon.

“Oh for goodness sake!” interrupted Dr. Stork. “Can you please stop interrogating her.” Though all had been taking turns asking questions, it was clear Annabel’s scolding had been directed foremost to Jared. “She’s only just arrived. You don’t do this to every new guest. Why her?”

Meekly Jared, and everybody else, bowed their heads. “Sorry,” he said.

It was downright impressive how easily Dr. Stork could shut down a man like Jared. Bending her neck to meet Annabel eye-to-eye, Lyndy nodded to indicate she was okay with all the questioning. She grinned to Jared Warner. “Will you pour me more coffee?” He obliged, sending the carafe wrapped in linen The Spitfire’s direction. “Mr. Chan used to sum things up this way. On a quiet afternoon he was sweeping the floors, listening to a playoff game on the radio, and the front door bursts open. An angry ex-con wielding an axe starts busting up the place, cuts the desk nearly in half, and Mr. Chan has to fend him off with the push broom. True story.”

Wade and Ben smiled. Jared had taken to intermittently chucking table scraps into the open mouth of Ruby. Seated with a cross-eyed gaze fixed upon him, Ruby drooled in anticipation of the next morsel, tail pounding on the floor. Annabel clearly didn’t approve of Jared feeding her dog this way, but was giving him a pass on the matter.

The young Ben, who’d been largely mute to this point, cleared his throat. He pointed north, the direction of the highest elevation, speaking mainly to the boss. “I was talking to Chase at Danny Carson’s place this morning. He lost three of his lambs, thinks it’s coyotes or poachers maybe. But he also told me he witnessed Siberia drinking at a cattle guzzler couple nights back. No doubt in his mind, even from a distance.” At the mention of the name the air in the room became hushed and somber again. “You hear anything about that?” Mr. Evans seemed interested, waiting to see Jared’s reaction.

Lyndy sipped her coffee, listening, fly-on-the-wall style.

Almost defiantly, Jared Warner scooted his chair back. Snatching up his hat rising quickly, he moved to the picture windows. Staring out at his mountaintop kingdom he appeared to be hiding his face. Folks round the table remained silent, Annabel included.

Lyndy continued stabbing at fried potatoes with her fork, though her stomach had long since run out of capacity. Jared sniffed, twisting the hat into position. “Danny Carson ought to purchase himself a pair of donkeys. Them suckers fight dirty.”

“Is Siberia … a wolf?” Lyndy inquired. The way they were speaking made it seem the only logical explanation. Yet everyone at the table laughed.

Cowboy Junkie Part-2

Cowboy Junkie: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-2

Lyndy Life Observation: Has this ever happened to you? You’re watching a TV weather report and trying to see the forecast for your home town in the sticks, but the weatherman just stands there with their butt blocking the view. And so you’re yelling at the television for the bonehead to move, but they act like everyone in California lives on the left coast of the state, chiefly either LA or San Francisco.

The urgent cries for help continued—a female voice—but rather than full-fledge panic it was more-or-less someone sounding an alarm for all hands on deck.

Wade Evans was clambering to set the e-brake and scramble out swift as possible while Nash, feet already on the turf, turned to engage him. “It sounds like Annabel!” they both exclaimed. The cries were accompanied by the barking of a dog.

Of course she too wanted to know what all this excitement was about, so in a snap Lyndy bolted out, running along behind Nash—assuming he knew where he was going—and doing her best not to stumble in heels. One pretty much can’t avoid looking like an idiot when running in cowboy boots, and randomly spaced gopher holes added to the thrill.

Cool mountain air filled her lungs.

Young and agile, Nash skirted halfway round the largest structure, the lodge, then plowed directly through a dry meadow for the corrals.

At distance she could see commotion, dust stirring up, and coming into view two horses plus a young woman wielding a lasso. The brunette, hair braided and extending to her waist, was attempting to capture a bucking, panicky colt. At her side a husky-mix dog could be seen charging with both feet, snarling and yipping—and huskies rarely were vocal—but not at the horse. He was barking at something down low, ground level.

One thing Miss Lovelace had taught her, horses despised anything which threatened their vulnerable ankles: rattlesnakes and loose barbwire in particular. And snakes didn’t respond well to barking canines or bucking horses trying to trample them.

In the adjacent corral an adult horse—gorgeous black mare and presumably the mother—was literally kicking down fence boards to save her baby. A cowboy working desperately to calm her grabbed at the halter, hoping to prevent her from further injuring herself.

The timing was impeccable.

As Lyndy arrived, digging in her feet and waving away dust, she could see the fat snake plainly. Its scales exhibited a diamond pattern, familiar, yet tinted in shades of charcoal and silver quite unlike its lowland brethren. No mistaking, it had to be a timber rattler, this variety known to possess a nasty neurotoxic venom. The eight foot long serpent’s behavior was agitated and active; probably spent morning basking in sunshine, primed for business.

Now with all the disturbance it had become so provoked it kept striking near the dog, each time the husky pulling away and avoiding fangs at the last possible instant.

“Ruby leave it! Stop it girl! Stop!” the woman scolded her dog.

The snake was in a tightly coiled posture but the head was elevated. Diving down in a bold move Nash grabbed the husky by one hind leg, pulling it back fighting with him out of the pen.

Someone needs to take charge of this train wreck.

Pulling the Beretta seemed like an ill-advised move. Eyes darting about the scene for anything remotely useful, Lyndy spotted an item out of place: a polished silver bucket with bottle of wine sticking out—one of those ice buckets for rich people lounging on yachts and such. Beads of condensed water clung to the sides. Her field of vision narrowed. Curiously, this bucket had been placed in shade, alone on the porch of a utilitarian tack building, clearly meant for someone special. But who? Probably they would complain should it be disturbed.

On the other hand, this was a time of critical need.

Stomping up to the porch she removed the half-submerged bottle of white Napa Valley something, label soaked and peeling off, setting it gently aside. And this reminded The Spitfire why she preferred reposado, no chilling action required. Drink it warm. Drink it cold, or whatever.

Swinging her purse behind her back so arms could be unencumbered, she lifted the bucket; packed with ice the thing felt surprisingly beefy, like real silver. Swaying as she ran, a bit off balance, she hustled to the nearest body of water, a trough.

Meantime Wade had arrived too, wielding a flat sided shovel.

At the horse trough she dunked the bucket until water filled within a half-inch of the brim, occupying the space between ice cubes like a gatorade mix. Then swishing the bucket in a circular pattern she stirred it, her purpose to equalize temperatures with that of ice. She wanted the liquid as near freezing point as practical.

Holding the bucket in one arm and using her free hand, she ascended three of the four fence slats. From there she could hover over the pen; it had higher sides than most western corrals. Her heart was pounding. Beneath her the big snake lurked still coiled, rattle shaking and with the wedge-shaped head level to ground. Its creepy black tongue kept flicking out to sample the air.

On the opposite side the farm girl they called Annabel had snagged the neck and mane of the frightened colt, securing it by hugging with both arms.

Lyndy scanned the corral grounds for something to serve as an improvised container. “Empty that corn sack,” she commanded Annabel.

Folks reacted in disbelief, as though no one barked orders at this young lady, even in a dire situation.

“Well hurry,” added Lyndy.

Wade put aside his shovel and undid the gate latch, letting Annabel pass the small horse to his custody so he could lead it away. Adjacent but on the other side of the fence, Nash was continuing to restrain the unruly dog and helping calm the mare at the same time.

Despite the indignity, Annabel lifted the nearby feed sack. Then she unraveled a length of twine sewn into burlap for securing the top, ripping it wide open to empty all contents.

With eyes focusing on the angry snake Lyndy held out her wrists, positioning the bucket directly overhead. Even in a short timespan nearly half the ice had melted. In a twist of her arms she inverted the bucket, dumping all the water onto the snake, some of it pooling in its coiled body.

Being cold blooded has some disadvantages.

The stunned snake reacted by flipping up like a dislodged bedspring, elongating and rising fifteen inches from the dirt. Within seconds it became lethargic and complacent, eventually ceasing to move. Looked like a busted radiator hose.

Kicking out her feet and turning sideways The Spitfire pivoted across the fence top, careful not to snag her shorts. She then descended the other side, hopping down from the final two planks. She was now in the same pen with the snake.

Crouching low she scrutinized the opponent. It was no longer rattling, now simply stretched out; the golden-colored eyes were open but far less alert.

Lyndy stepped up gingerly, stabbing with her hand at the tail and gripping onto the end like pulling up a big garden carrot.

“Ewww, eww, eww,” voiced The Spitfire, as Annabel came running over with the empty sack.

Arms extended to the absolute limit, Annabel kept the burlap sack away from her body, angling her head back as much as possible and grimacing. “Put it in. Put it in,” pleaded Annabel, shuffling her feet in place.

“I’m trying,” replied Lyndy as the snake was swaying somewhat in air, just enough to make it difficult to aim.

But despite the slow twisting on itself, Lyndy managed to position the snake over top of the sack, releasing her grip to let gravity do remaining work. In a defeated ball the snake sank to the bottom; hastily Annabel used the excess corners to tie the top.

Both girls backed away to opposing sides, leaving the sack in the middle of the pen. But ironically now the snake was very calm, just an unmoving lump. If one didn’t know beforehand what creature was in there it might be mistaken for leftover feed.

Lyndy set her hands on her bare hips as she caught her breath. No one else said a word; it might be a proper moment for cheers or a well-timed round of applause, but folks had so much surging adrenaline they were too frazzled. Annabel just stared at her, also recharging. Wade, coming in from the side with the shovel, bobbed his head.

Glancing up to the main lodge Lyndy saw a man had been spying on the action, but from the shade of the porch. He was wearing a big black cowboy hat.

Is that how it is here?” she wondered.

Nash had let go of the dog which came loping back to Annabel’s side, tongue dangling out. Seeing the coast was clear, he took a seat.

Wade scooped up the sack with the flat shovel and started walking it far away from the corrals. Gesturing to where the wine bottle was set, he murmured, “Holly’s not gonna be too happy.”

“Who’s Holly?” Lyndy inquired. Ted had made no mentions of a person by that name.

“You’ll find out soon enough,” said Annabel, petting her dog. Nash was frowning again, leading the colt to the other pen to be closer to its mother.

For the moment Lyndy had a chance to size up the other girl, without seeming too interested in any one thing. They were close in age, Annabelle having thick Chesnutt brown hair, strands of dishwater blonde mixing in, done up fabulously in a long braid running to her beltline. She had an attractive face and decent figure, as much as one could tell through a buttoned wool waistcoat—the kind typically worn by more mature women. But what came through most of all was a sparkle in her eyes, a pioneer spirit and sure sign of intelligence.

“Whew!” Annabel stepped forward, extending her arm. “I’m doctor Annabel Stork,” she announced.

Wasn’t expecting that.

Lyndy came up to meet her. Gripping Annabel’s palm and smiling broadly, she replied, “Lyndy E. Martinez. Pleased to meet.”

“I thought it was you,” said Annabel. “I’ve heard so much from Ted.”

Her hand was warm.Sometimes you can just tell when a person has a kind heart.

“So uh, what are you a doctor of?” Lyndy inquired.

“Veterinary medicine.”

Lyndy nodded, pushing hair from her own face. Made total sense.

A narrow footpath curved back toward the main lodge and the dog was running out ahead. “Oh sorry, I almost forgot. Ted asked me to give you this.” From her back pocket Annabel retrieved a folded letter, addressed to Lyndy in cursive. She passed it over.

Lyndy stared down, squeezing the letter at the sides. It was beefy and stiff, appearing to be many pages in length. This felt like bad news; her heart sank. She considered whether Ted was breaking up, found someone else, a younger girl perhaps.

“Ted says you’re hilarious by the way, and always the life of the party.”

“Right … I uh … I’m pretty sure he’s describing somebody else when he mentions that.” She looked up at Annabel who was grinning ear to ear, but genuinely. Beyond on the porch the mystery man was still observing their interaction.

“I like your earrings,” Annabel remarked cheerily.

“Thanks.” Tapping the letter on her open palm, Lyndy added, “hey listen Annabel, have you by any chance already skimmed this?”

Annabel’s expression morphed to one of seriousness. She nodded guiltily.

“Fine. It’s okay. Then could you give me a cliff notes summary? It’s bad news isn’t it?” Twisting her purse to the front, Lyndy slipped the letter in one of the exterior pockets.

“See Mr. Owen Warner, father of our current owner Jared, heard about a last minute cattle auction four hours north of here. He also wants to check on some parcels of range land they’re hoping to lease. He trusts Ted, and asked him to come with.”

Lyndy’s shoulders sunk. Her face must have shown the disappointment.

“Listen, he feels really bad. I know he was looking forward to seeing you,” Annabel urged. “It was just a last minute thing. He says he won’t be back until tomorrow night at the earliest, but probably the day after.”

Lyndy shook her head and exhaled, staring up at the sky in exasperation. “This is typical Ted behavior, never in one place more than a three day stretch. We make plans to meet and he can’t keep em.”

“He’s an amazing guy though,” argued Annabel. “I know he’s sorry.”

Lyndy reached in her pocket, twirling the Ford keys. “If only the dang mustang weren’t broke again. I could head off for the nearest bar, one with an acceptable tequila selection.”

As if in gratitude, the black mare rested its head over top of the railing and whinnied. In response Annabel stuck a hand through the fence, stroking the muzzle. “Ted asked if I wouldn’t mind showing you around. He says you’re always up for a new adventure or … a long trail ride perhaps. Says you’re a natural.”

“A natural? Annabel, that isn’t true. In case you haven’t noticed, Mr. Crawford has a tendency to embellish and exaggerate when it comes to me.”

Annabel appeared unfazed. “Plus we aren’t busy these next couple days. So I have extra time. And I know it will be fun for us both. Seems like we aren’t busy at all anymore at the Circle Bar Circle.”

It occurred to Lyndy doctor Stork may be a little lonely up here. Something in her voice made her seem hopeful for a new friend.

“I dunno. Maybe I should patch up my ride and limp to the nearest motel—wherever town that is. I’ll call back to let Ted know where I’m stayin,” voiced Lyndy, facing to the tall pines. “Balls in his court now.”

From her coat pocket Annabel withdrew a round horse treat, size of a walnut. Smiling, she offered it to the pretty black mare, which sniffed and then greedily accepted. “Well are you hungry at least? Can you stay for lunch? We can talk it over then.”

Lyndy frowned. The prospect of a hot meal not coming from a foil-wrapped TV dinner was tempting, weakening her resolve. “I mean, what are ya’ll having?”

“Eggs benedict.” Annabel pointed to the lodge, where a puff of white smoke could be seen exiting from a rock-lined stovepipe at the back; the kitchen presumably hard at work.

“Eggs benedict?” Sounded a lot better than beans.

“With fried potato wedges. Coffee. Bacon. Fresh biscuits. Salsa. Homemade jams. We always hire great cooks at the Circle Bar Circle.” Glancing to her watch she added, “an most of us been up since before five this morning, or earlier. So even the staff get to taste the good food.”

Lyndy squeezed her chin. Leaning in she lowered her voice, “Are any of the other guys cute?” It was supposed to be a simple joke, but Annabel didn’t seem to get it. Instead she nodded back, answering in earnest.

A few minutes later …

Lyndy Life Tip #201: Kicking off a brand new diet, I went in to a “healthy food store” and purchased a box of good-for-you—and expensive—cookies made with gluten free flour, and sweetened with a combination of maple syrup and concentrated grape juice. Arriving home around noon, I managed to finish off the entire box by seven, snatching defeat basically on the first day of the new diet.

There’s a certain kind of old-timey window glass, not actually stained glass, but uneven, being thicker on the bottom and giving a distorted view of the outside. This fifty year old building had those in droves. They lined both sides of the dining room and her eyes were drawn to the way they interacted with the noonday sunlight. It cast a fanciful kaleidoscope pattern across the white linen table runner.

Somebody once treasured this place, spent a fortune on construction.

Folks up here didn’t get much in the way of entertainment, so the sudden presence of anyone or anything exotic was cause for celebration. The Spitfire fit neatly in this category.

“I’d say, after the performance we just witnessed, I’m about ready to offer you a job Miss Martinez,” he declared loudly, spreading butter on half a biscuit. Everyone gathered at the table had a hearty chuckle session, perhaps because it was funny, but mostly because Jared Warner was the head honcho in charge. He wore the biggest hat too.

Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-21

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Jackrabbit Homesteader: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-21

Link to Part-1: Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-1

Lyndy Life Observation: I hate to be the one stereotyping people, but when you find out a man is named Jimmy-John, can’t you just picture in your mind what he looks like?

Somehow ABBA had been subdued and in its place: Vin Scully. But this time it wasn’t in her head, an AM radio was cracking. She could hear the disembodied voice of Vin calling a Dodger game. There were other baffling sounds of chirping doodads, busy people rushing about. Her back was aching, body fixed in an odd position, unable to turn over.

She felt like one of those rotisserie chickens on a spit.

The Spitfire was frightened to open her eyes but did so anyway. Opening drowsily, her vision revealed an otherworldly scene ahead of her: a contented Mr. Chan in a hospital chair, an apparition dressed in a fanciful red Hawaiian shirt—like a modern interpretation of a Daoist monk’s half-robe—calmly slurping hospital Jello from a wax-paper cup with a spoon. Next to him a decorative iron teapot, two dainty porcelain teacups; something he could only have brought from home, as no medical center would permit such an obscure item.

The funny thing about Chan, he was already a ghostly figure. Whether he existed at all, or represented some transitory metaphysical construct apart from reality was a matter worthy of debate. He mostly presented in two localities: the thoroughly drab cinder block structure on Route-66 known as CBB, and the Riverview Trailer Park, where his singlewide trailer backed up along an embankment of the dry Mojave. If Chan had transported himself from the desert to wherever this room was, he’d done so out of necessity—travel to cities outside his cocoon was practically a last option for him.

Twisting her neck to the side, she observed a plaster cast swallowing three-quarters of her left arm, including the fingers up to the nails. It was bound to a metal chain contraption, held in traction at an elevation greater than her heart. Thankfully it meant her arm was still attached and for the time being that was worth celebrating.

Glancing to her right she could see an IV drip, draining through clear plastic tubing to her right hand. Ominous medicinal names were imprinted in a bold courier font on the label. Looking down she saw she was wearing a hideous hospital gown. Considering all this, feeling woozy and fatigued, she knew this was no small thing. Indeed she was fighting for her life.

Her eyes met with Chan’s.

Grinning with raised eyebrows, Mr. Chan passed her a teacup half-full with a brownish liquid. Cradling it shakily, she raised it to her lips, but kept her eyes locked on him.

“Drink, drink,” he commanded.

She sipped about a tablespoon, them grimaced. “God dang, that’s bitter,” she whispered. She sniffed. Unable to control it, tears were clouding her eyes and she rubbed them with her knuckle. “Where’s my purse?”

“Why?”

“I want my makeup kit. I wanna see my face.”

“Huh. Huh. Huh.” Chan chuckled sincerely. “Melinda Martinez, it is a hospital. Everybody look bad in here.”

“What’s wrong with me?” she demanded, tilting her head. “Aside from the obvious.”

He stood up, shuffling closer. “You have infection in bloodstream and bone.” Tapping on the IV. “Doctor want to remove your limb. Save life. But I reason with him. Turns out his family is from China as well. He agree to try this penicillin mixture for few days.”

Dios mio,” she shuttered, wiping at her eyes. She felt cold.

“Look over there,” said Chan, pointing to a table and large bouquet of yellow flowers.

“Who sent those?”

“The crazy boy who drives around hammering on rocks.”

Lyndy exhaled, amused. “Ah. Kyle Ellis.”

The discomfort was increasing—would have been better to stay unconscious. The tears she could not control were spilling down her cheeks, landing on the bedsheets. Turning her head away to a window with blinds. “What am I gonna do?” she pleaded.

It was intended to be rhetorical, but to Chan, no question was that way.

“What are you going to do?” he echoed. “You must pray. It is the only way. You are young and you will heal.”

She breathed a long sigh. “But what if …” she trailed off. Reaching for a tissue from the nightstand, she began dabbing her face. It sounded childish to continue.

“What?”

“What if you know … the stuff they said is true … that I’m possessed by a demon?”

He did not immediately respond, nor scoff. Instead tilting his chin down, he paced to the window. He pushed aside the vertical blinds, letting in a midday sun so blinding the saturation revealed nothing of the outside view.

“A demon.” Chan chuckled to himself; it was hard to tell whether he was amused at her suggestion, or giving it serious reflection. At last he spoke, “Well, a demon, they are nothing more than fallen angels.”

Huh. Good point.

“Hey, what are you doing here?” she asked. “Aren’t you missing out on business?”

He was still staring at the view. “This place is dangerously unfortified. Your enemies will soon discover you are here, if not already.” He turned to face her. “Look Melinda, if your brother were alive, it would be him staying here until you are better. In his absence, it will be me. Until then, I put Rita in charge.”

She pictured prissy Miss Lovelace, seated on the mahogany desk doling out bonds.

Her eyes fell upon the lunchroom tray, its formed fiberglass cubbies containing items impersonating food. It reminded her of middle school. But nothing looked appetizing and she felt ill just conceiving of a meal. In a few minutes, she drifted off back to sleep, hearing of a bases loaded and the fourth inning.

 

Lyndy Life Observation: Late one night I’m seated alone, depressed, eating a bad waffle in a Blythe area truck stop. For some reason there’s a middle class family eating there too, and I overhear an eight year old kid shout cheerfully: “I wanna be a trucker when I grow up!” Seconds later this grizzly-bear-size trucker with a ZZ-Top beard, gold medallion against his hairy chest and Texas-style, woven straw hat stands up. Then in the deepest, most commanding smoker voice bellows: “Stay in school, kid.”

On older maps these things were called lonesome gods, stone tower monuments built by unknown desert peoples. Some were hundreds, if not thousands of years in age. If you were a pilot and knew where to look, they could be relied upon for crude navigation.

The secrets of this place she didn’t know; as far as she could tell the rockpile had been standing eons and she’d only added to and bolstered its base over time. A few half-buried flat rocks surrounded, perfect for sitting. The stargazing here on the ridge was spectacular, and often when she needed to think, couldn’t sleep, or simply wanted to visit the ashen remains of her late brother, she hiked to this spot.

Its location was six-hundred feet higher than the town and about a half-mile distant from the airstream trailer. An impressive nolina grew here, its leaves slender and rigid with sharp pointed tips, reminding her of Spanish fencing swords.

Pulling her crocheted sweater tighter, as the coolness of the night had taken hold, she wrapped fingers around a square bottle of Herradura. Touching it directory to her lips she sipped about a capful.

Though unable to see her watch, she knew the hour was well after midnight. She could tell this for two reasons: a quarter-moon was rising over the high mountains, and a certain early AM train had blazed through the Amboy crossing, blowing its horn.

Taking another sip of tequila she began to sprinkle dried flower petals around the base, a mixture of primrose and honeysuckle. She pushed back her hair, now in its natural state, circling the monument base on foot. Ever vigilant for scorpions—they inhabited this area in droves—she’d made certain to wear hiking boots.

Gradually the petals dried up, were blown away or carried off by insects. She would bring more.

Her broken arm was in a cast and sling, immobile. The aching was still overwhelming at times—she’d been given a bottle of prescription pills—and if the bones wouldn’t heal straight there was still a chance of amputation or more surgery. Her orders from the doctor had been to rest. Unfortunately, her chosen career path didn’t go well with time out.

Night after night, she’d been having difficulty sleeping. The cause was no mystery. For this reason she’d been partaking in fewer of the painkillers, to prevent herself from becoming drowsy. It was more than one visit she’d made this week to the ridge.

Instinctively The Spitfire knew spiteful men were coming. Chan had felt it too, the reason he’d been so uncharacteristically helpful at the hospital. But ultimately no one could protect her from every eventuality. Lyndy felt like the tortoise must have felt while teetering on his back.

And that’s when she saw the low beams. They crested the shallow rise at Chambliss, traveling below the speed limit, alone as they were on an arrow straight road. She might have fancied a cigarette, and though the risk was slight, she was afraid to reveal her position.

Nobody sane would drive this way. It was the middle of the night, on a dark highway. Like the song said—a dark, desert highway. And low beams? Huh. There were cows out there, they slept in the road because it was warm. Other animals too. Why not take the interstate?

She observed them for a period of minutes. She would have bet money on it being an American car, but too far to sort out the motor. Her hand slipped to the cold steel grip of the Beretta. It was armed, having been cleaned and reloaded since the shootout at Bo’s repair business.

Days after the drama a telegram arrived at her door. It contained a perforated check attachment. She’d expected some word from Jack Decklin, a half-assed apology maybe. But instead it bore the moniker of a Miss Illyria Jameson. That was his secretary.

Very lawyer like, she explained the check, written in the sum of fifteen-thousand dollars was to cover any further medical expenses, and also to settle the investigative services on the Jackrabbit Homesteader sanction. A prepayment had already been made to the Loma Linda hospital, and no further monies were coming. Depositing this check was considered an honorable agreement to aforementioned terms. And finally, she was to package up and return a steel-cased Rolex watch. Good thing Lyndy hadn’t pawned it.

She’d made it to the bank in a cloud of dust with cartoon-like speed. Lyndy’s next stop had been the sporting goods store, to buy ammo. And then to Darrel’s, to pay him for parts.

She sipped more tequila, rising to her feet. The vehicle slowed as it approached an intersection for the Amboy cutoff. Then it did an even more curious thing. The person driving shut off their lights entirely. If she listened close she could hear the exhaust note, coming in waves then fading when the wind direction became unfavorable.

Why must it always be left to The Spitfire to finish things?

There was still time to escape, sneak off to the hills, wait it out. Tempting to run from one’s problems. But that solution was a band-aid, keeping you living in fear.

The next question was how many.

Near the school complex a series of dirt roads trended north, most of them unmarked where they intersected 66. Here were a collection of tamarisk trees, about the only cover in town. She assumed that’s where they were ditching the car. A tiny flash of light confirmed their presence—a dome or trunk light perhaps—and then nothing. The sound of the motor was gone. No way to tell how many were coming.

 

Several minutes later …

Her early morning congested voice rose above the din of crickets. “I hate finding trash on my property,” she said softly, yet loud enough for Chet and two companions to hear.

They’d expected her to be indoors at this hour, asleep. Normal stuff. Their kicking up dust as they spun around to face her, confirmed this belief. Their plot was foiled.

The scene was vague, only outlines of figures could be discerned, but no question who was confronting who. She was standing by a middle-height mesquite tree, grinning to greet them if they could only see her face.  Her gun was drawn, pointed earthward, fingers clenched tight on the grip. A gap of fifty feet separated her from the adversaries.

She knew it was Chet for a funny reason, his capped teeth were glinting in moonlight. His helpers had longer firearms, size of shotguns, but Chet clutched a polished revolver—in profile appearing like a Ruger Security-Six—double action, taking magnum cartridges. Street toughs didn’t bother with guns like this. Sucker was loud as hell, difficult to conceal, easy to trace. Then again, in the dark she could be mis-IDing it. A frightened man would bring whatever his best was.

“I wouldn’t think less of you all if you ramble on,” she announced, speaking mainly to Chet’s companions. “Ask yourself, is it worth the risk? Feeling like a coward, versus dying out here in the wild for some fool’s revenge. Bo Rawlins is dead. Matt Wallach is in a shitty bare soil graveyard. Who do you think put him there?”

Chet shifted, his eyes quickly darting to each of his companion, wondering whether he’d misjudged their loyalty. He took a breath. “How’s that busted arm healing up?” he inquired with a nod of the head.

Surprisingly, the men in the shadows were holding their ground, as was she.

She jerked her head to the side. “Well, not so good if I’m honest. Sad, but my best origami days are behind me.”

Chet didn’t laugh, but one of his pals snorted, clearly trying to suppress a chuckle. “I got another question for you Spitfire.” He gestured to his partners. “I think you’ve got our motives wrong Miss Martinez. We were coming here to check on your welfare, knock on your door, see if you needed anything. If you kill one of us, how are you gonna explain to the sheriff what happened?”

“Nice try. I don’t think he or anyone else would buy that,” she chuckled, her index finger slipping down, coming to rest lightly on the trigger.

“Tell me this bitch, how you gonna bury 3 grown men with only one arm?”

Very slowly,” she thought.

She could see the belt of Orion above their outlines, blue Alnitak twinkling brightly.

Cue triumphant ranchera music.

“Trust me gentlemen. You all don’t need to worry about me ever again,” she assured. “I’ll be alright. I have a strong feeling my grave digging days are just getting started.”

The sound of a train horn pierced the night air. A banging of guns and flash of light. She squeezed on the trigger twice. A fast projectile swished her sweater out. Chet fell back with a thud. Smell of gunpowder tickled her nostrils.

His companions were still vertical, but they took one look at one another, then turned tail and bolted off running.

Checking her sweater she saw that there was a circular hole, singed by the shock wave of a .357 magnum, but feeling around her waist she’d suffered no flesh wounds.

 

Next morning at dawn, the black-winged birds had taken to air. Tortoise could see them soaring as he strolled along his morning route, the perimeter of his territory. But it was not for him they flew.

Munching on a pencil cactus he felt a vibration in the dirt, which was odd, since he was a mile and a half from the nearest paved road. It was unremitting and the tempo didn’t match anything he was used to, making him nervous and weary. Humans were up to something; his first guess a new development.

Curiosity getting the better of him and in his steady manner, he began to amble nearer to the source of this activity, using the circling birds as a beacon. The rumbles became louder, accompanied by a scraping of metal on rock.

Cresting a hummock, lingering in the shade of a chokecherry, his old eyes witnessed the female human, one who wore dark colors and the violet lipstick.

She had a shovel in hand, perspiration dripping down and her soaked shirt was unbuttoned all the way to her navel, resting on her lower shoulder, just a black bra covering her top—her brown skin moist and dark from the sun. She was standing in a deep hole with sides up to her hips, pants rolled up and she was digging. Clearly those birds were hoping she’d fail, maybe croak of exertion herself. And though her body was small, her build slight compared to a man’s, her muscles and back had a look of steel resiliency. Knowing what he did about this girl, he felt they’d be wiser to give up on any notions of an easy meal. This human would not stop until a task was finished. This human would never stop.

Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-20

Jackrabbit Homesteader: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-20

Link to Part-1: Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-1

Lyndy Life Observation: Sometimes it boggles my mind to remember we used to eat baloney and white bread sandwiches in school. What exactly is baloney?

The Spitfire’s brown eyes were fixated on the bullwhip. The handle lay in the same spot where Bo had dropped it, while slumping over in death.

Her left cheekbone and upper jaw, never injured, were suddenly aching; funny how pain could transfer from one part of the body to another. Like a raging brushfire, it seemed to be spreading in all directions.

This situation—irksome as it was—had turned into an existential crisis. The knowable world becoming blurred out, and in this state she recognized decision making would be compromised. Henceforward she could no longer trust her five senses. Nonetheless, actions were necessary for survival. To allow for inaction was to welcome death and pass the baton to the other side.

“Mr. Decklin, you were a weightlifter. On one of your best days, what’s the most you ever squatted?”

Jack exhaled. “Maybe 350 or 375. I don’t remember exactly.”

“Then together, I’d wager we can move that plate,” she surmised. “I think I can do a hundred pounds at least, deteriorating as I am.”

“Sorry, I can’t help you,” he sighed drearily. “Good luck Miss Martinez.”

In many ways Deputy Keynes, her ex, was a male enigma. He frequently voiced blatant untruths, changing his personality from one week to the next, but charming all the while. He could be loving and tender one day, morose and indifferent the following. Yet there was something redeeming which she had trouble pinpointing. And now in this strange moment she’d at last identified it. When she needed him, really needed Dale’s strength and presence, his loyalty was unwavering. A man of action, he would protect her fiercely and fight alongside her against any odds—having done so on occasions when they were vastly outnumbered. Therein lay part of the attraction. Something of a Martinez in him, an honorary member of the family. Well, that and his looks.

This made Jack Decklin a new version of low. What kind of a man would sleep with a woman, but not lift a finger to help or defend that woman? Very unsettling.

“Come again? You’re refusing to help get us out of here!” she exclaimed, mopping sweat from her brow with her elbow, so copious it dribbled to the floor. Yet even touching fingers on her tender skin felt like pin pricks, spreading the flames.

“Sorry,” he repeated meekly.

“But you aren’t paralyzed? You can walk!” Mind in a daze, The Spitfire felt explosive anger rising again. She paced to Bo’s corpse. “We simply don’t have time. I’m dying. You’re dying. I’m down to one arm and I weigh 130 pounds soaking wet. We’ve got to combine our strength in one final rally to get out of here. We have to try and slide the plate together. Can’t you see something greater in yourself? Isn’t there something you want to finish? I need your muscle.”

Bending down, she took hold of the whip and immediately tested it. High craftsmanship, producing a really sharp crackling noise including a popper; Bo knew his livestock herding implements.

“Jack, it’s obvious I can’t do this on my own. For god sake, stand up you idiot.” Stuffing the handle of whip in her waistband and returning to the square chamber, she began yanking away the remaining blankets, angering Jack.

“Stop it,” he argued, rolling onto his side.

“Mr. Decklin sir, would you like some help up?” The Spitfire offered, standing over him and glaring. Droplets of blood peppered her exasperated face like freckles.

“I just told you I can’t move,” he answered defiantly. “Didn’t you hear me? Do you ever listen to anything!” he pleaded.

“Jack, let me remind you, it was you who sought my services, not the other way around. You came to me. And it was you who wanted the toughest, meanest PI in the county for you foolhardy quest. I should never have trusted you. And now look what’s become of us! I should never have deceived Mr. Chan. Every time it happens the result is calamity.”

“Show some mercy woman. I can’t move.”

“You just don’t get it. Your brand of irrationality puts mine to shame. One doesn’t come to a woman with my reputation and history of personal affairs, asking for mercy. “I’m gonna offer you one last chance at redemption, a count of ten. And when I’m finished, you will be standing up.”

She waited for Jack’s agreeing response, but none came. Lyndy cracked the whip on the floor. “One,” she began coldly.

“You’ve gone insane.”                     

“Two.” Again she cracked the whip upon the floor, near to Jack’s ears, causing him to flinch. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

“Stop this, please Lyndy,” Jack begged. “Let me be.”

She snapped the whip again.

“Three.”                                                                                    

“Fine. Jesus Christ. I do admit, my train had been there before. I was going to tell you when the time was right.” He pressed his fingers against the floor, fully uncovered. “I have made mistakes, but we all do.” His back started to arc as he re-positioned his feet. “The first time, my father told me we needed to suppress a worsening story in the media. I was young. I went along with him. I did what I thought I had to do.”

“Four.”

She could see now he was telling the truth about having been beaten and battered. His shirt was torn, only a few strips of fabric left. His skin where exposed, showed both bruising and lengthy ugly scabs, foamy and oozing.

“Will you just settle down,” he complained through gritted teeth, moving too slowly.

With a flick of her wrist the tip of the whip raked across the middle of his cheek. “Ten,” she shrieked.

“OWW! OWW! Do you know what that thing feels like?” Quickly Jack put a hand against the laceration, pulling his palm away and eyeing fresh blood. He pointed an accusing finger. “Damn you Lyndy Martinez! You were on FOUR you little brat.” But he shot up to his knees, then scrambled to his feet, suddenly filled with savage energy.

They don’t call me The Spitfire for nothin.

Backing six feet away out of reach, Lyndy whipped Jack again across his upper thighs. “Let’s go you indolent bastard!”

Looking terrified he assumed a defensive position, twisting to face her. His bloodshot eyes were tracking every move now. “I can see why people hate you.” He watched her arm closely. “Take another shot at me girl. I dare you,” he threatened, cupping his fingers toward himself.

As he stared her down, she had little doubt if Jack could somehow get to her he would deliver a massive beating. “You’re quite a talker for one who stinks worse than a house fouled by urine of fifty cats, then set aflame. Someone ought to put a garden hose on you.”

“You stink too. And I can see why you’re single,” he replied. “You’re effing crazy.”

“I can see why you’re divorced,” she quipped.

With Jack closing in, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, she backed further away. When he lunged for her Lyndy eluded him, moving to the opposite corner of the room. “Just end this.”

“You’re ten times richer than any of my boyfriends, and yet on balance you aren’t half the man that Ted Crawford, or Kyle Ellis, or Rickman, or even Dale are now. Certainly aren’t as handsome as Dale.”

“Well … well … your hair is bad and that waitress Catherine is way prettier than you,” Jack challenged. He paused catching his breath, knowing the argument had turned farcical.

She huffed the kind of mock chuckles substituting a laugh, because a laugh would have expended far too much energy.  “Alright, alright … ouch,” she replied.

Lyndy allowed the whip to fall to the floor, putting her hand on her hip while she battled another installment of nausea and pain. Preventing an all-out breakdown, she backed to the wall and collapsed in a corner, coming to rest on her right shoulder.

“Can we at least call a truce now?” Jack reasoned, his voice having returned to calmness.

Lyndy nodded in answer, her eyes downcast and set upon the floor.

“Okay then,” said Jack. Using both hands he massaged his brow, chuckling and mouthing, “fouled by the urine of fifty cats…”

“I’m exhausted and metaphors were never a strength of mine,” she whispered.

Using a hand to steady himself, Jack began sidestepping along the horizontal passage, heading to the ladder shaft. “If we get out of here I never want to see you again.”

“Likewise,” she replied, her voice cracking, but following his footsteps.                                            

Catching up mid-way she held out her black pistol by the barrel, offering him the grip side. He glanced down solemnly, asking with his eyes why she would do this.

“This vile thing discharged without a magazine in place. I need you to re-arm it.”

Jack nodded, pulling on it sharply, causing it to emit the familiar click as a new cartridge entered the chamber. Achieving this he passed it back to her without emotion.

He pointed briefly to the mock stairs. “If I balance on that third to last rung, where will you stand?”

“The one higher, crouched but pushing upward. That way I can go first.”

“Okay,” he replied.                                                 

Ascending the iron rungs with renewed vigor—perhaps he wanted to be rid of her—Jack guided himself into position using the tunnel walls for bracing. Satisfied with this perch he rotated his body, putting his back up against the plate, then offered a hand to Lyndy. Her fingers locked with his as he helped her up.

Climbing around and behind Jack, she positioned herself slightly above, with a hand pressing upon the plate hoping to increase their combined leverage. She knew she had to be ready, because assuming they could get this thing to budge, a gun battle might ensue.

Pushing his lower back up against the coarse, rusty steel, he strained his leg muscles— a disgusting and excruciating thing to consider, as she’d seen how scarred up his back had been. She was glad to not see his face, would have had to look away. Teeth clenched, she began to do what she could to help, her whole body shaking. Blood or some mixture dribbled down the sides of Jack’s heaving rib cage, each rib covered in so little bodyfat that the stream arced up and down. He grunted loudly as he struggled and she shut her eyes in disgust.

Feeling her arm begin to throb and her stomach spasm, she didn’t know how long she could hold this position. But then she detected the faintest scraping noise, something she’d not been sure was possible: metal in friction, sliding against a concrete floor.

She felt Jack fighting, trembling so much his body kept brushing against hers. He groaned louder. Then miraculously a whiff of new scent entered her nostrils, the shoe polish odor of the workshop. This combined with the sound and feel of motion was making them both work harder. Little by little, they knew their efforts were succeeding. The sounds of scraping intensified, until at last they’d managed to force it sideways enough to create a 15-inch opening. The gap size was adequate for both of them to squeeze through.

Up above the lights were bright. She’d known there’d be no time for celebration. Before emerging she reached down to unholster the Beretta. Nine bullets.

At the mouth of the tube she set her elbow atop the shop floor. Like a groundhog weary of a circling hawk, she popped her head out, feeling Jack supporting her from below. The lights were dazzling at first.

It’s funny the things which stick in your brain. Those stencils on the side of the Patton tank; she counted ten kills. Truly one hell of a survivor. Chilling.

Unfortunately Take a Chance on Me had returned with a vengeance. On top of this a patter of footsteps, followed by motion and the bang of a door closing, then silence. “The one to the office?” she wondered.

“Someone’s here,” Lyndy whispered to Jack. “Must be Teri.”

The amount of clutter in this space would make it difficult to track somebody. Setting the gun down a moment, she used her arm and knee to lift herself out of the tube. She rose to her feet swiftly, scooping up the gun as she did.

Barely scurrying away, a burst of automatic weapons fire shattered the silence. Having no other choice she dove for the floor under the tank. Her eyes detected traces of movement in the play of shadows near the rolling toolboxes. But the person was out of sight.

Crouching beneath the cannon and extending her elbow, she held her pistol steady at arm’s length. It was too late to find better cover. Another burst came and she watched the muzzle flashes, squeezing the trigger three times, aiming for the source of the gunfire. Empty casings pinged to the floor. The lights flickered again.

“She’s trying to draw your fire,” said Jack, still not able to safely exit. The last of the echoes faded and all went quiet again. Unfortunately Jack was a sitting duck, under the yellowish cone of a bright light.

Rather than wait, extending this game, Lyndy began creeping along the floor near the bogie wheels and toward the aisle side. Ahead, her sightline inches above the floor, she could make out a person’s silhouette, their boots moving near the office. She sheltered by the disassembled tracks.

“I’ve got grenades,” shrieked a woman’s voice.

Lyndy caught her breath. Her heart was pounding again and it was a bad time for that—at least she knew she was alive. From the darkness she watched the door.

“You’re bluffing,” Lyndy responded. I hope.

She heard the clink of an M60 magazine engaging followed by another burst of gunfire, bullets ricocheting off the hard floors and spraying the indestructible armor of the tank. That gun could turn a person into a human colander. Lyndy squinted her eyes as chips of concrete peppered her body, stinging like tiny needles but preferable to bullets. Looking back, she thought she saw Jack’s head poking up.

“Drop the gun,” cried an angry Teri Rawlins.           

“We didn’t come for the money. Just let us go free. It’s all we want,” Lyndy yelled, voice echoing in the room.

“Drop yer gun and I won’t have to use this grenade.”

The sound of footsteps again stomping toward her, twenty feet away. Lyndy got up on one knee, pointing to where she expected to see the silhouette. Behind she heard Jack moving to another position.

“I just pulled the pin.”

Lyndy waited ten seconds then dove, rolling out across the aisle and taking partial cover behind a workbench.

She commenced shooting before she actually had a lock on her opponent—a risk she almost never took. But the grenade must have been a bluff as no explosions followed. Instead, with a screech like a banshee Mrs. Rawlins came charging her direction, the assault rifle pointed ahead of her supported in a shoulder strap. In her other arm she held a green canvas duffel bag. Though Bo’s claim of her death was false, time had been unkind to Teri’s looks.

Teri was headed straight at her with nowhere to escape. Pumping the trigger through the opening in the legs of the workbench, Lyndy watched a bullet tag Teri in the collar bone. Her arm slumped causing her to let go of the bag. But her other armed lifted, and that one had a finger on the trigger of an M60. The same large gap which provided Lyndy the open shot, offered an easy kill to Mrs. Rawlins as well. And she could fire 30 or more rounds, a guarantee of strafing Lyndy. Knowing she was in the line of fire Lyndy figured she’d have at best time for one shot only, so she aimed at the center of Teri Rawlin’s chest. In that same instant Lyndy witnessed Teri being slammed sideways by a massive football-style tackle from Jack. The woman hadn’t been weary of someone attacking from the side, probably not expecting Jack to be up and moving.

Narrowly missing Jack, her one bullet zinged off harmlessly to pierce the hangar doors. Meantime the sound of the tackle was like the crunching of metal, her body being crushed into steel cabinets and though she’d not seen Mrs. Rawlins hit the deck, she knew by the crashing of bodies that Teri would either be gravely injured or dead. The assault rifle fell to the floor.

She heard Jack huffing, spitting something on the floor, then regaining his composure.

“Is she  …” Lyndy trailed off, waiting. Using the bench to steady herself, she clambered back to her feet. With the aid of her mouth again she tightened the makeshift sling.

Jack soon arrived carrying the duffel bag, and the look on his face told her everything she needed to know. Something in his demeanor seemed baleful and Lyndy stayed far away from him as they hurried for the broken door. Once through the door, they realized the night air was moist, and a drizzle falling from a weakened summer storm—an unexpected surprise to cap off every other weirdness of this night.

“Where’s your car?” he questioned.

“I hid it, bout a mile down the road,” she answered. Fearful he might express anger over this inconvenience, or else extract revenge for the ignoble whipping, she held tight to the Beretta. Otherwise she would have holstered it.

But he said nothing, made no complaint, holding tight to the bag full of presumably his safe contents. The Spitfire led the way into the darkened driveway, their path lit only by the glowing perimeter lights.

Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-19

Jackrabbit Homesteader: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-19

Link to Part-1: Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-1

Lyndy Life Observation: If life is a giant game of chess, then I made some pretty rotten opening moves.

Bo was hobbling again, trouble in his hips. The odd item he’d been clutching unraveled, plummeting quickly to the floor. From where Lyndy was crouching it appeared like a thick extension cord, black and somewhat reflective.

As hellish as Camp Pinegate was known to be, one had to admit valuable life experience could be gained there. Warden Dixon had pitted her against some far superior athletes. They had taught her a lesson or two. Sometimes it was simply, how to lose and live to tell about it. Other times it was the nature of people. The more insecure an adversary, the more likely they were to launch all their best attacks early on, and at once. Thus if she could survive through the first round, the opponent would show far less energy in subsequent ones. Over time she’d become sensitive to this. It was the way she’d triumphed over a so-called Olympic boxing hopeful. The Spitfire just needed to keep from falling unconscious.

“I must remember to breath,” she told herself.

“Me and that ol’ cripple Steve, we’ve had our differences in the past,” spoke Bo in an irritated tone. She watched as he twirled his wrist. Now she could see it was a bullwhip he was holding. Bo snapped it against a wall. “We two used to work together. But really, I was hoping ya’ll might stick it on the bastard Brennik. Drives the same truck as us, and believes in every dang government conspiracy theory ever conceived.”

The tunnel lights flickered, the electric crane sapping energy. From below they could hear the buzzing as it unwound. It had a surprising rhythm to it, like a ticking watch with two slow beats and then a fast.

“But … but I liked you Bo,” she moaned. “I defended you to Jack.” Her hand was inching nearer to the Beretta. Ever so subtle, yet the fingers were quaking. With one rapid motion she would need to undo a snap, then palm the grip.

Meantime Bo kept advancing. She could feel warm tears forming in both her eyes, unsure whether they were due to pain, fear or disappointment. She knew this much: the Beretta was armed.

Rapidly as she could The Spitfire unholstered the gun, tugging it loose and straightening her good arm in the direction of Mr. Rawlins. In a flash the business end of the whip raked across her elbow, stinging like a scorpion tail; and though it didn’t coil all around, her shaky grip let loose. To her horror the matte-black 9-mm went sailing, landing six feet away and skidding impossibly out of reach.

Bad luck.                                                                                                 

For a fellow of his stature and condition, Bo’s reflexes were keen. If only the holster hadn’t been secured she felt she would have beaten him.

He quickly waddled to the spot where the gun landed, grunting as he bent over, clearly a painful thing to do. Then he pinched the barrel of the Beretta between two fingers, lifting it.

Bo cleared his throat. “Them fellas tell me you’re possessed by a demon. Any truth to the rumors?” She watched as he held the gun arm’s length from his body, released the clip and allowed the magazine to smack onto the floor. It was the sound of her plan failing.

Slowly she shook her head, following him with her deep brown eyes. Her left wrist was throbbing. She sniffed as tears began to pool, letting loose, sliding down one cheek. “I don’t suppose you have any more of those cold sodas do you?” she asked.

Bo stared at her unamused, locking eyes.

“What’s become of Jack?” she squeaked.

“Dead and buried.”

The steel plate landed with a sudden crash and blast of air. The ladder exit—possibly the only way out—had been sealed.

She felt herself hyperventilating. “Look Bo, as you can see I’m hemorrhaging blood. I’m dying.” Her voice became a whisper. “So I’ll let you in on a secret I’ve never told anyone.”

He paused, still roughly eight feet distant, waiting but skeptical.

“What you’ve heard is true. Demons are real and I’m possessed by one. Its name is … is … Mabel Dixon.”

In many ways, a fitting name for a demon.

Bo tilted his head. He still held the gun in one hand, the bull whip by the other; a single loop one foot in radius curled on the floor. “Ain’t never heard a demon by that name.”

“Well now you have. Do you wanna meet this demon?” she offered.

“Why? What sort of game are you playing?”

“Not a game. I can’t control it. I promise as I die, you will meet the demon.” She began to inject more of a drawl and hissing into her speech. Her only reference was how demons talk in movies, a limited bank of experience.

An amused look came over him. “Cut the crap, Spitfire. What a joke.”

“You gotta come closer,” she coaxed.

She started to make her eyes roll up in her skull, showing more of the whites.

He came nearer, crouching. “I didn’t wanna kill ya. You’re worth a lot of money to right people. Maybe I can get something for your corpse?”

“Closer Bo, the demon has something to say.”

“Stop messing around,” he demanded, but he was listening.

“Curious about demons are you?” she hissed. Her fingers wrapped tight round the knife and she plunged it into Bo’s ribcage, underneath his left shoulder, keeping it parallel to the floor to maximize likelihood it would pass between ribs. A look of shock and anger came across his face.

He slammed a fist into her ear and she squinted. For a moment one pain superseded the other, her skull hurting greater than her snapped wrist. Meantime Bo reached for the handle of the bowie knife, wincing as he extracted it from his torso.

Knowing Bo was distracted she reached down and grabbed his hand, the one holding the gun. She slipped her finger over the trigger and squeezed, sending the sole chambered bullet into Bo’s right thigh, in one side and out the other.

The cracking of the gun reverberated so loudly her ears went numb—like being in close proximity to a celebration cannon—as slivers of the parabellum zinged from the walls.

Bo slumped over, clutching his knee and screeching like an animal. Indeed being shot through the thigh, having a shattered bone that way would put anyone in shock. Now the Beretta was truly empty and she needed to reload the magazine.

First she needed to extricate herself. She was battling waves of nausea. Placing one knee atop her good right arm, she let her fingers wrap around the trap handle. Then biting her lip until she tasted blood, she used her leg to aid in leverage as she forced the handle into the trap-set position. Grimacing and straining with everything she had left, she felt the trap beginning to scrape open.

As the jaws of the trap released tension, the blood from her injury began to flow more freely and pool on the floor. In spite of the discomfort, she pitched back away from the trap, feeling relief just being able to stand. Her left arm was mangled and useless. She felt another wave of nausea and gagged. Her stomach unable to hold its contents, she hurled on the floor.

Catching her breath, outfit now splattered in vomit, she stared at Bo. He was writhing on the floor, clutching his leg with both hands and bleeding profusely from double wounds. Soon he started to choke, unable to speak or scream. The one under his shoulder was the gravest of the two injuries, and likely she’d pierced a lung. She’d seen a man or two get stabbed this way and unless it happened a stone’s throw from an operating room, there was hardly a chance of coming back from it. Bo was a goner. On the other hand, her situation was no better and in some ways she envied his easy way out. A disgusting compound fracture like the one in her wrist would take longer, but could kill as easily—just meant an extended period of suffering.

Being trapped in a fallout shelter and bleeding out, if ever there was a time to panic it was now. Except she had no time.

The Spitfire knew she needed to fashion a tourniquet desperately. Perhaps she could repurpose something from Bo’s belt, or a section of the whip? Bo continued mumbling things unintelligible amidst gurgles, his eyes wide and vacant, as frothy blood foamed from his open mouth. He kept twitching too, making her uncomfortable.

As she re-holstered the gun, Lyndy looked down at him with a twinge of pity. “Sorry dude, but you left me no other choices.” Still out of breath, whilst reaching down to retrieve the full magazine she added, “and say hi to the devil for me.”

Lyndy Life Observation: Know how they have those famous 24-hour wedding chapels in Las Vegas? I would love to find out the percentage of those spur-of-the-moment marriages which actually lasted. Do you think ten percent? Too high?

“Must concentrate,” she told herself.

Haunted by weariness, a pop tune had somehow invaded her psyche, planting itself in her brain: Take a Chance on Me by ABBA. “Oh god. Please not now,” she thought, as the piano kicked in. Catchy, but entirely the wrong moment.

With shock setting in, Lyndy recognized she may be losing her grip. Every exposed skin surface had become shiny with excess perspiration. Her head felt heavy, her view of the room clouded and reasoning hazy.

Panting, she glanced around, her eyes darting. The corridor was sealed and how many backyard fallout shelters had more than one entry and exit? None that she’d ever seen. Might as well be a tomb.

She could try pressing against the steel plate but she already knew the outcome; even with two functioning arms and her legs straining, the plate hadn’t budged. The thought of raising it from beneath was unfathomable in her condition. “I’m really in deep shit now.”

Her broken wrist was throbbing, hanging too low down below her heart; she needed to do something. It was breaking her concentration.

Observing Bo, she could tell he’d ceased twitching. She poked at his ribs with her boot. A fresh dribble of blood flowed from his mouth, but otherwise he didn’t react. Heart must have stopped.

Crouching down, The Spitfire grabbed hold of his work shirt. Twisting the flap around her hand to obtain a better grip, she jerked her right arm. At first it was stuck under the weight of Bo. She yanked harder throwing her full body into it, finally causing the buttons to loosen or snap. The shirt ripped with three-quarters breaking free, leaving one sleeve behind and the hairy white body of Mr. Rawlins uncovered.

She cradled her left arm at the elbow, drawing the smelly shirt around her neck like a shawl. Using her mouth and her hand, she tied the sleeve into a crude overhand knot.

In another pulse of surging pain seeming to radiate up her torso, she bent at the hips and tucked her good arm across her navel. Nothing could allow her to continue during these. Paralyzed, she was forced to squint and endure this episode. Her strength was fading fast.

Once on the down swing and able to move again, Lyndy began to explore, staggering wearily to the square room. As she’d anticipated it was a dead end, the bleak chamber having poured concrete walls on all sides, only one way in or out—like a death row prison cell. A busted transistor radio, plastic buckets and ammo cans populated the corners, plus a spartan metal shelf. Nothing remotely useful—not like dynamite or a plasma torch. One small vent in the ceiling roughly four inches diameter. What she wouldn’t give for a clean dry towel to absorb her blood.

A pile of dirty blankets littered the floor, taking up the middle. It smelled strongly of human piss and the concrete floors were stained. Near to this a dog bowl, rust colored water.

“Ay-ay-ay,” she mouthed, rushing back to the rebar ladder and surface tube. With one arm she started climbing. At a high rung three from the top, Lyndy balanced uneasily, having to lean into the wall. Then reaching up she pressed her palm flat against the steel. The thought of moving it this way was laughable, obviously no give at all. Ascending an extra step, contorting her body, she tried pushing her upper back against it. But it seemed risky, inviting a bad fall. Plus she was unable to apply much force. This situation was hopeless.

“Dang, if only I had Jack here,” she whispered. “But he’s dead like Bo.”

Moving sloth-like, yet intermittently having to jerk her arm between the rungs Lyndy descended. Touching boots to the floor, she gazed back in the direction of the big square room. Glancing at her makeshift sling she could see the fingers were turning an ugly shade of purple. It was becoming difficult to stand.

“What sane guy marries a chick with just one working arm? Scratch that. What sensible fellow dates a one-armed girl?” she shuddered.

Personality wasn’t going to make up for this deficit. Let’s face it. My personality is crap. But I will save big money on manicures.

With a closed fist she smacked herself in the forehead four times. “Get. It. Together. Spitfire,” she muttered, emphasizing as if each word were its own sentence.

Chest heaving, she continued gazing to the square room and the pile of blankets. She sniffed. “This shithole smells horrid. Why?” she thought. It wasn’t Mr. Rawlins—too soon for that. She got a sinking feeling. If horror movies had taught her anything, then something was lurking under there. A corpse? A monster? Jimmy Hoffa?

Tilting her head, Lyndy at last marched up to the pile of blankets. Reaching down gripping by an edge, she swiped the uppermost off like one would a tablecloth. Underneath was another blanket. She frowned. As uncomfortable as it was, triggering yet another wave of intense pain, she squatted as low as possible. She then went down on her knees to become more eye level with the clutter.

“Jack Decklin?” she whispered.

“What,” came a weak reply from the darkness.

Her spirit was reeling. “Holy crap! Have you been here this entire time?” At first she was thrilled just not being alone. Were the situation any less dire her heart would have rejoiced for this reason. But something seemed offbeat.

Like a frightened tortoise Jack extended his head in a guarded fashion from underneath his pile of blankets, craning his neck to peek around.

Was his memory wiped? Did he know who he was? “Mr. Decklin,” she repeated, a little louder. His eyes were vacant.

“Lyndy,” he replied.

“Yes. Yes. Can you stand? Walk I mean. Can you walk?”

Sullenly Jack shook his head. “No. Too weak.” Reaching out with two fingers he clawed back the blanket she’d moved aside. His face was blackened with dirt.

“Why? What’s happened? Are you paralyzed?” she asked.

“They captured me, tortured me with a chain. I fell prey to one of their damn booby traps.” His voice was raspy, breathing irregular, face looking feverish. “I keep passing out so they stopped … temporarily.” He nodded to the upstairs. “My back is one big open wound and now I have an infection. Haven’t eaten in days. I think they had plans for me, but Bo couldn’t transport me. I’m too ill. Every time they touch me I start screaming and lose consciousness.”

“But you realize Bo’s dead now?” Lyndy pointed to the end of the passage. “I killed him. I was forced to; him or me. So let’s go.”

Jack barely acknowledged her.

“What happened to your gun?”

He grinned to himself. “I pulled the trigger to shoot Bo and it jammed, like a stovepipe where the previous cartridge stuck in position. Worst possible timing.” He sounded sheepish as he spoke the words. “Got any smokes on you?”

She laughed, partly from the absurdity of it all. “Oh man, you’re kidding.” Getting back on her feet she saw blood, a dark claret red, soaking through the makeshift sling. She felt her life force depleting. “Okay, we should catch up later. Listen, with Bo out of the picture, how many people do you suppose are still upstairs?”

Jack inhaled and winced, as though in agony. “What time of day is it?”

His eyes remained shut now. He smelled repugnant, and she’d still not forgotten the story Leonard Mack had told her.

“It’s after dark, probably nine-thirty at night,” Lyndy replied.

“It’ll be only Teri Rawlins now. They sleep in a trailer out back. Watch out, she’ll be armed.”

The shift in personality was dramatic and what little she could discern, revolting. He’d once projected the strength of a male who could handle anything. Now Jack seemed reduced to a whimpering toddler. A part of her felt sorry, but she felt so many conflicting emotions at once, she wasn’t sure what to think. And anyway there was no time for this nonsense.

“We have to get out of here as soon as possible. I’m literally dying and at this rate I won’t make it through the night. You’re not long for this world either. One way or another, we’ve both got to move.”

“Teri won’t move that plate for love or money … or anything.”

Jackrabbit Homesteader Part-18

Jackrabbit Homesteader: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-18

Lyndy Life Observation: How come diesel pump handles are always filthy? Seriously, every dang time. It’s one of the major drawbacks to owning a diesel engine.

She listened carefully for activity, a door creaking, a window, a radio, anything human. There was nothing but insects and the wind. She felt confident the last remaining worker had gone home for the night, but now a new problem: the locked door.

Her older brother used to boast that he looked forward to passing away. Often she wondered if it was really true, or a kind of false bravado. It sounded like the sort of thing one would hear on the streets Hermosillo uttered by a wanna-be gunslinger. There were a lot of those.

Ducking her head, she dashed across the exposed terrain to the shadowy steel building. Scanning along the east-west flank she detected no movement, then gradually approached the rear exit. Earlier she’d checked whether the hangar door was open, even a crack, but alas it was a no-go. Above the fans were spinning.

She rested her hand upon the holster, a move to comfort herself as she waited for her breathing and heart rate to stabilize. So far it seemed too easy; no one to spring on her from a hidden cover.

The skyline was hazy, shades of orange, mountains a black outline.

Stiffening her back and shoulders, The Spitfire curled her fingers round the metal knob, suffering repeated waves of doubt. Perhaps this theory was all in her head and she was rushing in on an innocent person—startling or waking him from a snooze—causing Bo to shoot her by accident, in surprise. A pretty dumb way to go, breaking and entering on the wrong person, tarnishing her record.

But she shook off her self-doubt. No single factor pointed to the guilt of Bo Rawlins, it was a combination. Sometimes certainty was elusive; the way of things in this business. Thus one needed both evidence and intuition. But there was a big reason for coming here. Jack had gone missing. The one individual who’d openly expressed a distaste for him was Mr. Rawlins.

Bo had the means. He had the weapons, a partner and a getaway vehicle. If her theory was correct he had a motive too. This place remained her best shot.

She squeezed the lock, twisting the knob side to side. There was minimal play, at most a degree or two. One of those nice commercial lock sets, not some el cheapo hardware store copy intended for houses. Unfortunate because it was an expensive mechanical set to perish at the hand of a Martinez, but so be it.

From her pocket she extracted a used tobacco tin, skinny and 2.5 inches long.

Jack would owe her mightily for this act … assuming he was alive; her fee was going up. She took a breath, attentive and listening again. The breeze was picking up in intensity. One positive of a perm, no wild hairs flying in her face while she worked.

Crouching eye level with the keyhole Lyndy wove together strands of copper thermite, each the diameter of spaghetti noodles. Demolition was a specialty at CBB. Although Mr. Chan was famous for smashing a wall or two—Kool Aid man style—she preferred the exothermic chemical reaction approach. Besides, he nearly doubled her in mass.

These types of industrial locks were designed to thwart the average picker. The springs were extra stiff, so it took patience and was an artform threading the thermite deep enough. But after several minutes passed she reasoned she’d packed enough in.

Lyndy wiped her forehead then dried her palms on her shorts. Now for the fun part: she unfolded a foil gum wrapper. Inside, a single stormproof match of the type sold at yuppy camping retailers, mainly to city folk. These matches burned hotter than the paper kind used to light cigarettes, enough to ignite the thermite. Regular matches from a gas station wouldn’t.

Against the wall she struck the matchstick, a swift snap of the wrist action.

The match, held at arm’s length began to puff smoke and crackle like a firework on 4th of July. She turned her head, shielding her face while she touched the match to the keyhole. A flash of white light followed, punctuated by a shower of sparks extending several feet from the door. The fire burned bright as a welder’s torch and sounding like a pair of Spanish maracas. In the time it took to sing the birthday song blue flames consumed the copper thermite, hopefully in the process turning the brass inner workings to a metal sludge. While still warm, she lifted a heavy axle-shaft off the racks—convenient substitute for a hammer, roughly four feet in length—and raised it above her head like an axe. Squinting her eyes she slammed down the rod as hard as she could, letting the mass do the work.

You know how they say a cute young couple has chemistry? Well this was the kind her and her ex-fiancé Deputy Keynes had.

Opening her eyes she saw white brass metal fragments littering the ground, other lock parts had fallen inward. The knob was dented and partially bent. She was committed. She let go of the shaft, dropping it to the concrete.

Unholstering the Beretta she gripped the slide firmly and tugged, arming it.

The door now slumped, beginning to creak open by a half inch. She pointed the gun at the crack, prepared for anything. Keeping alert she used two fingers to coax the door wider. Then with her boot she hooked it even broader, to 45 degrees.

Peering indoors she could see only a quarter of the ceiling fixtures were on. Looming above, the ominous outline of a Patton tank turret. “Hola, Chan’s Bail Bonds,” Lyndy breathed. Freezing in place, she waited to see if anyone would pounce. Still nothing. No longer hearing coyotes she glanced over one shoulder. Out here, even someone lighting off dynamite sticks wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.

Keeping the gun pointed ahead she slipped through the doorway into the darkened workshop. Secured with both arms, she held her index finger near but not resting on the trigger. By now an assailant could approach from multiple directions, and some areas were in shadow. Her heart was racing, hummingbird-like.

To her left along the south-facing wall were toolboxes and work stations. At the far end, in the corner and near the hangar doors was the boss’s office, glassed-in. She knew it was Bo’s. Although a light was on, it was impossible to tell if someone was lurking inside.

She lowered the gun an inch, freeing up her right hand.

On an I-beam support near to the destroyed door she found a square panel with four twistable light switches, oversized for a person wearing welding gloves. She picked one of these at random, twisting it all the way to max. Half the overhead lights flickered to life, one of them buzzing loudly. Reflexively she backed against the wall, but no one came. She picked another and the light in the office became twice as bright.

Concern was mounting inside her. Without cause, it appeared she’d unlawfully entered a business. She was becoming doubtful of Jack’s presence and Bo never said he lived here, not exactly. Maybe he had a normal house somewhere else in the valley.

“Jack?” she called out. Her voice echoed within the expansive. No response.

Lyndy jogged a beeline down to the office. At the door she kicked hard as she could, bursting through with her gun alternately aiming at both desks. Ducking down she searched the areas underneath, sweeping back and forth by 90 degrees to clear the sides. Save for a few old telephone books the space was uncluttered and empty.

No stray cups of coffee or ash trays. No lunch boxes. No pens or paper. Everything in its place. Why?

The Spitfire backed out onto the shop floor. It might take all night to clear this place. Too many vehicles, too many side buildings, heaps of car parts. Too many excellent hiding places.

The Spitfire paced her way underneath the long cannon. From there she could see a print reflecting in the light, the young woman in the bathing suit. Mrs. Rawlins was it?

“Jack!” she cried out again and lowered her gun to waist level, letting her arms rest.

She leaned back at the hips, tilting her gaze to the rafters. Twenty-five feet above the light was still buzzing, a dimmer shade of orange, contained in a hemispherical globe lens cover and protected in a metal cage. Next to this an overhead crane system. Its weight limit clearly marked with black on yellow lettering: four tons. Certainly not enough to move a tank.

Lyndy followed the steel cable with her eyes to a hook dangling mid-air. If one were to drop a line down from this hook straight to the floor it would intersect a steel plate resting flat, same kind used to bridge trenches on city roads. That was interesting.

Re-holstering the gun, she dashed to this panel and knelt there with both knees. It was roughly the dimensions of a plywood roofing sheet. In the center was a shackle loop, hard welded with a carveout and pivots allowing it to lay flat against the floor—otherwise it would be a trip hazard. Looking up, she could see the hook could be attached here without swaying much. Also there were tiny thimble-size holes here and there, darkness below.

Lyndy smooched the back of her hand, holding it moist side down against the holes. She felt cooler air escaping and snatched her hand away. This was definitely not normal.

Creepy music starting now.

She knew this type of crane would have beefy switches for operation, high amperage cables and oversize control buttons the size of milk caps. She scanned the walls with both eyes for anything comparable. Nothing of the sort was visible. The wire bundles were leading to a wall mounted junction box, high up out of reach.

The plate itself was three-quarter inches thick and perhaps five feet long by four feet wide. Mild steel weighed a third pound per each cubic inch of material. She had no pen and paper, but reasoned 12*4*12*5 was a sizeable number. Even multiplied by 3/10.

Wanting to test the weight anyway she went into a catcher’s squat. Holding her right ring, middle and index fingers together, she passed them through the shackle. She did the same with her left. Knowing most of the work would be done by her legs she tested the mass, seeing if there was a snowball’s chance of sliding it. But even with every leg and back muscle straining, huffing and holding breath—absolute limits of her power—the plate wouldn’t shift a millimeter; felt like Thor’s hammer welded to the floor. Had to be over 275 pounds. She put her hands on her lower spine. Good thing her back was young.

Lyndy stood up in defeat, hoofing it to the office. This time she flipped all the desk lamp switches, making the room even brighter. She could see bundles of wire extending into the ceiling. The whole joint was wired for 50-amps. Yet much of it was out of reach, blocked by metal cabinets and shelving weighed down by junk. She couldn’t follow any of it at floor level. This building was vexing. One didn’t want to mess with an electrical system which could fry you like a crispy critter.

She hadn’t told Chan she was coming here, worried he may try to talk her out of it.

Returning to the plate and shackle she reasoned all she really needed was to slide the plate horizontally by a foot or two, not up and down. An everyday winch could do the job, and fortunately she was in a room full of old military vehicles.

Twelve feet away were the pair of vintage J8 Jeeps on blocks. One had been fitted with an aftermarket power take off style winch in front. These winches utilized direct mechanical connection to the transmission. She stepped up onto a block of wood, standing on her toes while examining the engine bay. Inside was a so-called “dauntless” V-6, but the six-volt battery was missing from its compartment. She might be able to scavenge one, the other mechanicals were present. Then she noticed the distributer cap and her heart sank: its rotor arm and contacts were corroded and rusted solid. The chances of getting this motor running were nil, even for a well-trained mechanic.

Disappointed, fearing failure, her eyes fell upon the cargo bed. Suddenly she spotted something familiar, with darkened red paint coated in decades of dust and grime. Reaching inside, brushing off loose dirt and cobwebs she unearthed the one prize that could save this operation. A Wyeth Scott more-power puller. Farmers loved those.

“Okay, we can work with this,” she whispered, reaching in to retrieve the heavy cast iron manual winch. Those things were tedious and primitive, but surprisingly effective. Given enough time one could get a Jeep unstuck from a ditch.

She loosened the winch allowing it to unspool while visualizing the plan in her mind. With one end of the puller hooked to a tow point on the Jeep, using it as the anchor, she attached the other end to the pop-up shackle on the steel floor plate. Then she locked the ratcheting mechanism in place, linking it to the bull gear.

Lyndy changed her stance, spreading her feet apart to achieve a rock-solid footing.

It created a unpleasant noise, but she found the process of cranking the handle back and forth a bit like rowing in place. The braided steel went taught; sections were rusty and fraying. She feared it may snap. But soon the plate began to move accompanied by a hideous screech. Seeing some progress made her work harder, repeatedly pulling then pushing the grungy handle. Each cycle resulted in another half inch gained.

Once it had slid roughly eighteen inches, she let go of the handle to check on progress. If she held her arms close and breathed in, there was enough space to squeeze in the hole. Kneeling by the opening she saw that the shaft had a depth of no more than ten feet.

A ladder constructed of iron rebar allowed one to descend, kind of like a pool exit, but diffuse light from the main floor illuminated only a blank cone on the lower level, and one could observing nothing of what was beyond.

Not wanting to overthink or give herself an out—because this rescue mission seemed more and more risky—she hiked up her shorts and re-secured the gun holster. Then taking a breath, she lowered her boots, one after another onto the top rung of the ladder. Next, hand over hand she began to drop into the square shaft, until her head was the only part of her left sticking up. The Spitfire took one last look around, wishing she’d brought a flashlight, then dipped into the tunnel.

On each rung, the rebar had been flattened and embossed with a diamond plate pattern to prevent slippage. She down-climbed swiftly, knowing the ladder put her in a vulnerable position and skipped the bottom rung entirely.

Landing on both feet, Lyndy spun around to face the darkened passageway. It took a moment for her eyes to adjust and not as much was revealed as she hoped. Near all the light was coming from the shaft above and bouncing diffusely. Wishing she possessed the abilities of a cat in the dark, she squinted to see down a hallway which was arched like a sewer tunnel, leading to a larger room with a square opening. This bunker could only have one purpose: it had been a fallout shelter dating to the Cuban missile crisis. Everything fit.

The Spitfire felt for the walls. Up ahead in the larger space, there were indications of items on the floor, possibly a pile of blankets or clothing. She reached in her pocket for the lighter and holding the flame in front of her, she proceeded along the wall, toward the objects.

“Jack?” she whispered. Clearing her throat, she spoke louder: “Jack, is it you?”

That’s when a confusing event happened. She tripped, stumbled front ways and heard a startling crash as she landed, like one of those metal cellar doors abruptly being slammed on itself. Simultaneously she felt something clamping ahold of her left wrist. She assumed at first someone had seized her from beneath, thus she tried yanking her arm back, but it was obviously caught, immobilized. Then a horror came over her, a fear so visceral and raw she’d scarcely experienced anything comparable in life—and she worked for Chan. A wave of panic hit her nervous system.

Now she could see what terrible thing happened, it was a monstrous booby trap, corroded and old; her arm had been captured in an antique wolf trap, placed on the floor in this exact location specifically to ensnare someone. One needn’t have seen a cruel wolf trap in person to recognize one. She felt hot blood oozing down her wrist, dripping on her useless fingers. Her skin gashed, only the bones, themselves broken, prevented her arm from being severed. With all this realization, she was surprised how little she felt.

Moments later a lamp clicked on in the tunnel, near the square room.

Next came the hurt, a stabbing pain radiating all the way to her shoulders and making her feel like vomiting. She fumbled for a release mechanism and indeed one side of the wolf trap exhibited a lever which needed to be pressed down to the floor, to release the upper jaws. She was in an unfortunate position, as the leverage required was too great. Despite her straining, she was having trouble getting the rusty non-oiled mechanism to budge. Were she able to stand, her body weight could have provided the necessary leverage.

This would be the worst time for one of those fainting spells.

She tested her grip, squeezing harder on the handle and trying to get her knee in position to help with the plunge, except every movement of her body caused a new wave of pain to travel up her arm—even a breath.

From the end of the passage she heard the voice of Bo: “I wish you wouldn’t have come.”

The lamp glow at the large room was dazzling and she could only see an outline of the man. He was stepping towards her.

“Them sons-a-bitches supposed to catch you in the legs, not an arm,” he remarked. He was holding something in his right hand, not a gun, more like a baton and a coiled rope. “You must be pretty darn clumsy to get stuck that-a-ways. Yer arm is toast.”

Bo slapped his fist against the tunnel wall and shouted: “Close it up!”

From the opening she could hear the whirring of the crane, moving into position and unspooling. “Crap,” she thought. These events were connected.

Gradually she slid her right hand nearer to the thigh holster, as Bo was closing in. “Did you send someone to kill me at the rest stop?” she questioned.

Bo chuckled. “That fool had three dudes and you were all alone, without a weapon.”

She groaned. “So you were trying to pin this on Project Genesis all along?”