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Gasoline and Matches Part-9

Frisco Colorado, 1960s. Aside from unchanging Buffalo Mountain in the background, this spot is virtually unrecognizable today due largely to the expansion of businesses along I-70. Gorgeous card! -ASC

Gasoline and Matches: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-9

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Joshua Tree, CA 1990s

Lyndy Life Observation: At an early morning makeup call, a model named Brie Northcott decided to lecture myself and Rita in an obnoxious manner regarding the health hazards of artificial sweeteners in soft drinks. In particular, she put down our favorite Tab and Diet Coke. Later the same day, Brie was unceremoniously escorted from the building, after being caught in the bathroom snorting a powdery substance from the marble sinks.

It was a warm, clear night idling in line at the Carl’s Jr drive thru—Hardees to you Midwesterners. Fine night for a modern battle at The Alamo, she mused. Lyndy Martinez couldn’t resist tapping her fingers on the oversize metal steering wheel to the rhythm of the 90’s banger Boot Scootin’ Boogie, while waiting for her western bacon cheeseburger meal and jumbo size Diet Coke.

Sadly, no radio or cassette player in the Coleman Tug, but those sweet country licks thumping from someone else’s farm pickup truck were sufficient musical accompaniment. Another issue: the seating position in the Tug left a great deal to be desired, as the L-shape bench with minimal foam padding was far from comfy. Trust me on this, when you reach your forties, lumbar adjustment becomes less a convenience and more an essential feature. God save anyone with hemorrhoids attempting to pilot this contraption.

At least it was high, so your knees were level with the hips. And one could look out over other cars with an unencumbered view.

Another point in the plus column, this bizarre machine distracted from the fact Lyndy Martinez had dressed herself like a participant in a Dia de Los Muertos parade. Or the bass player in a heavy metal hair band—picture the kind where the guitar literally looks like a battle axe. She felt like a badass.

Her outfit: black wrangler jeans. Black tank undershirt. Combat boots. White-bone face paint with the black around the eyes. This was no masquerade; the brown Tug was loaded with chains, power tools, pipe-cutting equipment, gasoline, defensive weapons from her trailer and extra ammo if needed.

Indeed, there was an art to prepping a car for an all-out demolition derby. She’d learned these skills from one Daryl Ward, same mechanical genius who built the white mustang for her. She’d removed the window glass, attaching riveted netting—NASCAR style—in its place. She wanted nothing to shatter, or risk impaling her.

Folks hardly noticed her all black goth appearance when she shouted into the speaker. She pondered her fate while munching her high calorie late-night snack. She had big plans—screw the diet at a time like this.

Having Dr. Ellis out of the picture a few days had been ideal timing. Only challenge was what to do with baby Maribel. Luckily, her daughter had transitioned from formula to mostly solid foods, making feeding time a little more straightforward and predictable. Jackie Cordray was really the only option in a bind like this. Asking anyone else for assistance was perfectly fine an hour or two throughout the week, but certainly not all night. Thus, with Kyle away on business Lyndy invited Jackie to stay over. Heck, she knew something about kids.

When she’d finished the cheeseburger, Lyndy sopped the grease from her lips with a wad of napkins. Then she crammed the paper wrapper under the seat, setting off for her destination in top gear. Regrettably, maximum speed ticked only a hair over 45 miles per hour—with the wind at her back. No music, having left civilization.

She was alone with her thoughts. And her burps—a few of those.

Only The Spitfire would attempt something this grandiose yet very ill advised. For an everyday new mom, an activity as risky as going to war against three half-crazed Russian tow-truck drivers would seem incomprehensible.

She felt her heart pounding harder, reminding her of old days working for Chan.

Prior to making herself known, she chose a darkened intersection roughly three blocks distant from Godzilla Towing. Using the left side mirror—the only glass remaining—Lyndy re-did her ponytail until it was tight and contained all her bangs. She shook the wax paper cup, sipping a few more precious swallows of diet soda.

Over her all-black attire, The Spitfire strapped a Kevlar police vest. She sensed the hard outline and weight of the cold steel stuffed in the front pocket, a small comfort. She adjusted the Velcro straps to fit snug against her small rib cage, then laced her hiking boots. That was another Chan-ism. He often said a person lacking comfortable footwear wouldn’t make it a quarter-mile in this desert without stepping on something sharp. One sliced foot would be the downfall of many a fugitive.

Stretching a moment with one foot on the tall front tire, she studied her surroundings. A handful of shacks dotted the neighborhood, on roomy lots roughly an acre in size. Still enough people living out here that one or two might see. Then again, with dark clothes and a painted face, they wouldn’t have much to describe.

After checking she had the key, Lyndy set out on foot at a brisk marching pace toward Godzilla Towing. With only one spare tow truck, the place felt empty and yet flood lights shone brightly. The hour now well beyond midnight, a veil of serenity had taken hold. Still, it would be safe to assume these weirdos slept during the day—like vampires.

The place gave out creepy vibes.

She covered the remaining distance with added attentiveness in her actions, pausing and listening near to the parked M-series luxury sedan. Dogs were barking and a breeze swirled through the barrenness of the sandy parking lot. One might also be safe in assuming they were watching, with cameras hidden somewhere in the fence line or in recesses under the eaves.

The sports sedan had such a heavy tint one could see nothing of the interior.

A part of her wanted to drop a wad of thermite on this thing—right on the hood so it melted through the engine bay. Only pricks drove this BMW model. But why escalate by poking the bear in the eye? After all, her mission still retained the option of a peaceful outcome, her intentions chiefly to negotiate the release of Sabina’s car. Rather than giving in to her destructive urges, she merely braced herself by resting her hip against the hood and quarter panel.

Lyndy checked her watch, wondering how long before Block or Sergei came waddling out to greet her. She wouldn’t have had time to strike a match and light a Newport. The door flung open with a forceful kick from a larger, man-size commando style boot. Fifteen seconds was all it took.

Block came rushing out with his Kalashnikov in hand, armed and ready to fire. He was followed by his brother and comrade Sergei, dressed in civilian clothing. With a gap of 30 feet between them, Lyndy drew her pistol. She pointed it dead center on Block’s chest, using both hands to steady the brick like gun.

“This day will be your last if you come a step closer,” Lyndy commanded.

Meanwhile an unknown car approached from the south with headlights dimmed. Lyndy refused to take her eyes off the two men, hoping the new arrival was not part of their gang. Pushing away from the car in a controlled manner, Lyndy never shifted her gaze. With her feet planted sturdily on the gravel, she regained maneuverability. Holding her frame steady she formed a wider A-stance with her legs. This would make for a cleaner shot, preventing her from tensing up. Good thing, as she had two adversaries to dispatch.

Skidding to a stop in the dirt, an arrogant smile formed on Block’s squarish mug.

He lowered his rifle, the muzzle tilting back toward the earth. “Okay girly, no problems,” answered Block. “We aren’t looking for trouble.”

He moved his quivering finger away from the trigger.

“But please do step away from M-series,” warned Sergei. “I recently have car repainted. Trying to avoid scratch.” Sergei’s waving arms and cracking voice indicated genuine concern for his BMW.

Who worries about their car at a time like this?

Lyndy lowered her aim to match Block.

“I’m not hurting anything,” assured The Spitfire.

Vhut are you doing here?” Sergei demanded, in his vampire like accent.

“Just out for a nature hike,” answered Lyndy facetiously.

The approaching car continued traveling on a b-line to their standoff.

Sergei’s snakish eyes studied her like a game of chess he’d been playing back in the old country. “We know you … you were the one who wanted the black Jetta, correct?” Sergei filled in the space between Lyndy and Block, standing equidistant. “I can see you’re upset. Let’s talk. What you’re doing … it is highly illegal.”

“Go right ahead and call the police,” Lyndy replied confidently, recalling Jackie said the authorities were frightened of this place. “By all means.”

“Let’s be reasonable.” Sergei stammered with one twitching, squinted eyelid. “Sergei is patient man. What is it exactly can we do for you?”

“Turn over the effing Jetta to me. Simple. No questions asked. And while you’re at it, stop cheatin innocent people.”

Sergei shook his head grimly. “Not until Sergei is paid.”

“I will not be paying. You have a court order to hand it over. I don’t wanna burn this place, but I’ll do what it takes. I’m gettin that car.”

Sergei paused to consider. For the first time, cracks were showing in his smug pawn shop operator facade. He gazed at his palm, then shifted his sights to his partner. Both men seemed to be evaluating whether Lyndy meant what she said.

“I can’t…,” said Sergei, bitterly.

“Can’t what?” Lyndy interrupted.

Sergei exhaled in frustration. “You are sane or crazy woman?” His inflection made the jumble of words form an actual question.

Lyndy sniffed. “That’s a debatable fact. I’ve got mental illnesses psychologists have yet to identify in literature. But imagining myself in the head of a sane person, I can tell you I would never pay 50 grand for a vehicle potentially involved in a serious crime. It should already belong to the police.”

Sergei wiped moisture from his forehead, glancing to Block, sneering.

 Block’s finger fluttered, inching closer to the trigger of his gun. He’d been raising the rifle gradually until it pointed to her ankles, only a few more degrees of arc to target Lyndy’s midriff. A wicked smile curled on the edges of his lips. Her own nerves were pulsing. No doubt he’d spray her full of bullets at the drop of a hat.

The stranger’s car arrived on scene, screeching to a halt in the road, straddling the center line. It was tough to get a look at the driver in the harsh artificial lighting. Though it seemed the person had abruptly taken stock of the situation. The motor revved violently. The driver flicked the gear lever in reverse and began retreating at high speed. He made it several blocks before summoning the nerve to do a poorly executed three-point U-turn, hastening back to the main highway.

“The real question is, how much is a rotgut import sedan worth to you?” challenged Lyndy, after the interlude. “Cause you’re still standing in my way.”

Sergei’s chest and belly heaved. His small, deep-set eyes were darting between The Spitfire and his comrade, knowing she had a trick up her sleeve. “The people we work for are not to be trifled with,” he warned, in a grave whisper she strained to hear between breaths. “Their legacy dates back centuries, before this country even. They study you, waiting, and when they are ready to strike, take from you whatever you hold most dear. Even your family name will be cursed.”

Lyndy rolled her eyes and chuckled. “Oh great. Like some secret society.”

Sergei frowned.

“Give em this message for me,” stated Lyndy. “I promise they will never know what I hold dear. And like duh, we’ve already had a curse on our name for generations.” Plus, cursing Martinez would be like cursing the name Johnson.

Even so it was obvious Sergei and Block were too stubborn to budge. As she’d guessed before, they weren’t the kind of folks to reason with. Neither was she.

While keeping a steady watch on the men, her hand ready to fire at even a subtle twitch, she began back peddling away. Without twisting her neck, save for a split-second to get her bearings, she stepped into the road and then continued retreating at an increasing pace.

Likewise, she saw Block’s silhouette backing under the eaves of his fortress-like structure. Sergei watched her like a hawk. He didn’t start moving sideways to the door until Lyndy was across the street, stepping down the residential lane. They expected something was coming. Probably not what exactly, but something big. Goliath-like.


Seconds later …

The diesel Tug fired to life with one twist of the key and a halfway push of the clutch. Satisfying. Major Bales had done a bang-up job mending the essential components. Feeling an odd sense of calm, The Spitfire jammed it in first and began accelerating toward the tow yard. The heavy machine rattled and bounced down the potholed street. Even so, there was a trustiness about it too—like a reliable old tractor.

A glint from a muzzle flash first caught her attention, as she steered the nose of the Tug on a vector intersecting the cinder block building. She hadn’t even reached the area where the BMW was parked.

Ducking sideways, with her head tilted to the passenger side, bullets began raining down. They impacted in sequences of threes and fours, making an ear-splitting TINK-TINK-TINK-TINK sound as they pinged off the steel body and doors. The sheet metal on this service vehicle was four times thicker than anything on a civilian car. Yet still, the bullets were penetrating. Every now and then, a ricochet zinged off something hard, like the frame rail. She heard glass bursting, not from the tug—which had none—but likely the BMW, meaning stray bullets had impacted Sergei’s precious ride. So much for the swell paint job.

Worryingly, some of the shots were punching holes in her roof. She could feel whatever dirt and grime had accumulated in the headliner pelting her. Noxious dust clouds and particles of decades old headliner material started filling the cab, irritating her eyes. The bits were getting stuck in her hair, lashes and bothering her nose. Some of the bullets were lodging themselves in the metal door, visibly poking through—an unsettling measure of the rifle’s power.

It became harder to breathe.

Col. Rickman used to say if you were field stripping an M16, you’d better do so in a very clean building. On the other hand, an enemy soldier sporting a Kalashnikov could re-assemble their rifle in a swamp and it would work fine. She’d never tested this theory, but considering Rickman was usually right when it came to knowledge of war, she believed him.

With her palms, she rubbed her eyes to keep them from clouding.

Contorting her ankle, The Spitfire feathered the gas pedal, applying medium pressure. A tricky measure, but necessary to prevent a stall. Though slowing some, the Tug continued rolling across the lot on a collision course with the front gate mechanism. Despite the hail of bullets, the engine kept chugging as though unharmed. She wondered about the gas tank which might be one of the weaker points. Certainly, the tires had been pierced. She could hear air hissing as they drained and feel the cab sinking closer to the earth. But she didn’t really need those inflated, just to stay on the rims.

After what must’ve been a whole magazine clip emptied, the Tug continued its relentless path across the lot staging area. Amidst the bedlam, Lyndy couldn’t keep her wits enough to count shots. Odds favored the curved magazine Block had on his rifle matched a type holding roughly 30 to 35 rounds. Given the Swiss cheese of holes in the roof, a barrage of said amount felt probable. The onslaught slowed, like when popcorn in the microwave is nearing the end of the cycle and you don’t wanna burn it.

Nervously, she lifted her head an inch at a time until her eyes were level with the door window sill. Wiping dust from her brow and squinting, Lyndy peeked out, toward where she assumed Block would be standing.

Light glinted from his watch. His fingers moved rapidly, as he was in a kneel changing the magazine at that very moment—the act of reloading.

Fishing with her arm behind the seat, she used her own fingertips to identify the weapons within reach. Her hand landed upon the cross bow, not the Beretta. Possibly good, as he wouldn’t be expecting this. This might be her best chance. Raising it as rapidly as possible, she winked one eye to aim using the door as a prop. Squeezing the trigger, she felt the tension release as the skinny steel bolt let loose. She could hear it whooshing as it cut through night air.

Half a second later, the truck slammed into a corner wall of cinder blocks, missing the steel gate by a yard. Her body was thrown and crashed against the dash. Had she been seated upright, her head would’ve impacted the wheel, possibly knocking her unconscious.

Having been a harder impact than she anticipated, her bell was rung. She shook her head, trying to come to her senses. The wind had been knocked out of both lungs.

Oddly, she wondered if and when the gunfire would resume. But as she willed her stiff joints to bend and her lungs to refill with air, it felt as though everything around her was stuck in slow motion. Lyndy twisted in place, to an upright position. With one foot, she flicked the latch mechanism to ease open the door. This revealed a view to where Block was crouching.

He had the metal arrow sticking in his collar bone. Warm blood was oozing from the wound. His squarish jaw twisted in an expression of agonizing pain, as he used his left hand to grip the tail end of the projectile. With super-human force he was attempting to dislodge it from his shoulder.

She blinked at the scene, trying to regain her sense of balance.

Mr. Chan used to say, the best thing about a crossbow was that no one would waste time thinking they could remove a bullet—but the opposite was true for the bolt.

Clawing with both arms she pulled herself free, landing hard on the dirt. Then as she got her feet under her, she sprang forth at max effort ignoring any sense of injury. Though her lungs were gasping to refill with air, Lyndy used every ounce of reserve to run. She didn’t even check to see whether Block was lifting his gun into position. Lowering her head she rammed into him with a full-force head butt. Were he not weakened by pain and down a shoulder, she’d not have enough physical power to wrestle the machine gun from his grip. But using the advantage she’d gained, she set one hand on the stock and one hand on the muzzle near the tip. She thrashed with her body side-to-side like a catfish, fighting for control. Even in a weakened state, the man was frighteningly strong.

She could barely get the rifle free, even while kneeing him in the stomach and kicking his ankles. He somehow overcame blood loss and the projectile lodged in his shoulder. Her original plan had been to disable Block with a blast of bear spray, except there was no time.

At last, his sweaty palms slipped off and she lurched backward with the gun in her possession. In an instant, with lightening reflexes he flicked a bowie knife from his boot. The blade flashed in the bright light. He clutched the knife in his good hand and sliced at the air. His arm moved with such ferocity it made a FWOOSH.

Gasoline and Matches Part-8

I like how there’s a business called Dairy King (as opposed to Dairy Queen) with a two-tone forward control Jeep truck parked in front. Good stuff. -ASC

Gasoline and Matches: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-8

Joshua Tree CA, 1990s

Lyndy Life Observation: In a packed food court scene near old town Albuquerque, Miss Rita Lovelace came face-to-face with my doppelganger. A woman near the taco stand had my same shade of hair, color eyes, matching body type and facial features. She even had my same manner of stride in her walk. Rita, somewhat dumbfounded, approached the young girl asking, “Lyn? What … are you doing here?” The stranger frowned and hurried away from Rita, thinking she was a crazy person. Smart girl to run away.

As the summer day wore on, skies turned gray and overcast. The air temp remained no less forgiving. Fortunately, the gas-guzzling Land Rover had an excellent AC system, keeping both momma and baby comfy.

Reaching across the dash, Lyndy lowered the volume on the radio.

Her lap supported a ring-bound Thomas Guide, open to the Joshua Tree pages. She’d been flipping between them to get here. Looking over her shoulder, Lyndy double checked the street number on the rusty mailbox, knowing it was an odd time to call on someone—in the middle of dinner—with crickets chirping and the sun already dipping below the horizon.

Checking on the baby, she saw Mari was sleeping soundly.

A north wind blowing hard made it uncomfortable to linger outside, as it carried aloft grains of sand and they were sharp on the skin. All afternoon a river of cumulous clouds floated across the desert sky, taking on a silver sheen from ripples of ice crystals and the fading light. With any luck the clouds might turn pink in a few minutes.

She’d called ahead from a payphone. The impatient fellow who answered claimed the tug was still available, then promptly hung up.

She couldn’t have painted a precise picture of a fellow selling a thirty-year-old aviation support vehicle for $390 in the weekly auto trader, but she had some vague stereotypes in mind. She wasn’t even sure what to say, but in theory it was a straightforward transaction. If it simply idled and drove, it passed the key test. Didn’t need a pink slip since the vehicle was never intended for highway use.

The home of the seller was modest, a single-story mock adobe bungalow, a bit run down with no landscaping. But the lot was huge, over three-quarter-acre, including sheds and a Quonset hut. The rest of the property was surrounded by a healthy forest of Joshua trees, yucca and smoke trees. These native varieties did a good job filling in sandy flats between boulders. For the majority of the year the smoke trees weren’t what you’d call attractive, but following a summer rain produced a lovely lavender colored bloom.

Speaking of attractiveness, Lyndy checked herself in the rearview mirror, wishing she didn’t appear so drained. Four decades on planet Earth, plus a later child birth had subtly begun catching up. As a last-ditch effort she re-applied blush and her purple lipstick, attempting a charming smile. But it didn’t take. Her hair was windblown. The skin on her exposed shoulders looked reddish from heat rash. She’d not been sleeping well, having stress dreams about dance again.

Lyndy flipped the mirror back into position, then shifted her gaze to the house. There were yellow kitchen lights on, plus the flickering of a color television in a small living room area. The man was home.

She hoped he was kind at least.

She’d had about enough of males and their cocky attitudes for one week—exhausted by the situation. On the other hand, one of her specialties came in knowing how to disarm such a gruff, prickly character. At least, back in the day it was.

Reaching to the back seat, she stuffed sleepy Maribel into the baby Bjorn carrier. Then gently, she fastened the Velcro, tightening buckles as the baby’s head drooped. Fortunately, the baby hadn’t seemed hungry, as her supply of food had been thoroughly depleted.

Lyndy exhaled, looping her purse strap over her head, then nudging the driver’s door shut. Since no sane individual wanted to be outside in this wind, she didn’t bother locking the car. She hurried up the driveway with slumped shoulders, along a narrow sidewalk path to the door. The entry had a cheap doorbell buzzer and Lyndy pressed this with her fourth finger.

Whatever she’d expected the seller from the ad to look like, she was 100 percent wrong. So much that she went mute when the door creaked open. They stood there staring at one another like two neighborhood cats sizing each other up.

He was taller than expected, with a slim build but strong looking chest and arms—the kind with noticeable vascularity. He had gray hair, but an ample amount, parted in the middle and cut short. He had a chin with a tiny cleft like a movie star. These were the things she noticed first. But he was also poorly kept, a fact which he seemed to become self-conscious of, realizing Lyndy was more feminine and attractive than he’d assumed.

His eyes studied her face, then her exposed legs, then the baby sleeping against her midsection.

He ran the fingers of his right hand over his chin, feeling stubble. Glancing down at his off-white shirt, amply stained with grease, he suddenly became aware he carried a quarter full wine bottle in his left hand. He looked down over the wine bottle with an expression like: “where did this come from?” and quickly stuffed it into an out of view buffet table.

Lyndy could hear the TV. It was a pro-wrestling broadcast.

Their stunned silence was lasting a unreasonably long time, both knowing somebody had better speak soon. Lyndy figured she should try.

“Uhhh … uhm … I called you earlier about a five-ton Coleman airplane tug for sale,” remarked Lyndy, with a cheery smile. This was one of those statements which when uttered aloud, sounded absurd. She pushed back her bangs, which had been blown into her eyes by the wind, then pointed to the yard. “I probably sound different on the phone, don’t I?”

This seemed to snap the man loose like oil to his joints, and he answered: “Oh gosh, right. You called me?” He cocked his head like a confused border collie, observing the sleeping baby. “Wait, you’re the one who called about the Coleman tug?”

“Yeah,” Lyndy chuckled. “Is it still available?” she said in a joking way, as if it were such a hot commodity people were knocking down this man’s door to get it.

“Of course,” answered the man. “Yes. Still for sale.” His eyes fell upon her classy Land Rover SUV and lingered there. Then he re-focused, back to studying the shape of her torso. Maribel squirmed without opening her eyes, murmuring something in baby speak.

“Is that a …?” He began to ask an obvious question, but realized how silly he might sound asking if Lyndy possessed a real baby. He shook off the thought. “Uh … what I mean is … why don’t you come in,” he offered, in a good-natured way.

“Awe thanks,” said Lyndy. “Sorry I brought my daughter. Not ideal, I know. Couldn’t find a baby sitter at the last minute,” Lyndy explained. She grinned gleefully, feeling somehow energized. “You’re not like a … serial killer, are you? I have mace in the car, but it’s not on my person. Should I double back for it?” She was joking again, but this wasn’t so far-fetched as to be impossible, given the circumstances.

“Only if you talk to my ex-wife,” answered the man, an attempt at humor which landed poorly and she could see a look of “get it together man” on his face.

He gestured to his living room which had a single Laz-Z-Boy recliner—Archie Bunker style—plus a TV tray, positioned four feet from the rabbit ear equipped television set. The only other seat was stacked three foot tall with car magazines and a year’s worth of Playboys. The man ran to his TV, quickly dialing down the volume knob. In the process, he tipped over a stack of VHS cassettes, which from a distance, appeared to have covers of women in bathing suits.

Lyndy waited in his arched entry to the cramped living room space. She began to brush at her ankles nervously, lifting first one heel and then the other.

The tall man bent over, hastily sweeping all the magazines into a basket on the floor, which was also piled high with periodicals and random guy stuff. There were more playboys, mail and other titles of a bachelor nature. “Dang it! My brother left all his magazines here,” he said, as some kind of explanation for the content. “I wasn’t expecting company today.”

Lyndy suppressed a chuckle. Sure.

As he was rapidly cleaning Lyndy noticed a sleeve of tattoos on his arm. They were military style ones with stars and flags. Among these, an intriguing night hawk bird and a crescent moon stood out.

The whole time Lyndy couldn’t stop grinning, massaging the baby’s scalp in front of her and enjoying this escapade. For the time being, she’d forgotten how upset she was at the tow truck guys. In fact, she couldn’t recall having this much fun in a while.

On the seller’s TV tray was a sad looking chicken frozen meal thing, half eaten and the man carried this to his kitchen to get it out of the way.

“I haven’t had a real visitor in a while,” he remarked, clearing his throat. His voice was fresher than his look, sounding like a thirty-year-old when he spoke. But with the creases on his face and his graying hair, he was probably closer to mid-forties.

On the return trip from the kitchen sink, the man became excited and wasn’t watching his feet. He tripped over a box containing coffee cans full of nuts and bolts, and because all he had on his feet were socks, he stubbed his toe badly.

He winced, bending over and muttering a streak of curse words. The man wiped the back of his fingers over his eyes. “Usually, I’m tidier than this.”

This time Lyndy was unable to contain a laugh, which burst forth as a partial snort and uncontrollable bending at the hips.

While still grimacing in pain, the seller gestured to the now uncovered chair stating, “have a seat miss,” through his gritted teeth.

Maribel squirmed again as Lyndy comforted her.

Lyndy pinched the edges of her dress skirt, shimmying the thing an inch or two lower, taking it as far along the thigh as she could get. Next, she sat down, holding her knees together very daintily and smiling. She set her purse across her lap, covering her mouth to block any other impolite giggles. “I didn’t mean to interrupt your evening. I was thinking I could give you the money and you could show me where the vehicle is.” Obviously, he was hetero, cause he was so dang nervous. “I don’t need any help.”

“Oh sure.” The man hopped on one foot to his Lay-z-boy recliner, practically falling into it. Through the doorframe she could see into the kitchen, where a mountain of dishes were piled in the sink.

Lyndy unzipped the top of her purse. “My name is Lyndy by the way,” said Lyndy.

He held out his hand. “Oh right. Whitney Stevens.” He cleared his throat again.

“Is your foot okay?” asked Lyndy. “Cause your sock is turning red.”

“Yeah. It’ll be fine,” Whitney answered, dismissing what must be a painfully stubbed pair of toes. “Lot of people round here, they think it’s funny my name is Whitney. Sometimes people call me Major Stevens. But my folks didn’t know if they were having a boy or a girl, so they thought it would be convenient if the name was universal.” He tilted his head. “You can call me Whitney.”

Lyndy nodded.

At last Whitney seemed to regain composure. “Say, I was wonderin. It’s not really my business, but uh, how does someone like yourself come to be interested in 1950s aircraft support vehicles?”

Lyndy leaned back some, clearing her throat. After placing one leg atop the other, she straightened her outfit again for modesty. “Uh, you know …,” Lyndy sniffed, thinking of what to say. “All the moms my age are into heavy duty aircraft towing equipment.”

A smile formed on Whitney’s face, causing him to have dimples in his cheeks.

“Used to be minivans, but that was like … five years ago. Once you hit your late thirties it’s all tugs.”

“Is that so? Guess I’ve been out of the game a while.”

Lyndy couldn’t help but chuckle too, feeling herself blushing again.

“Well then, do you wanna see it?”

Lyndy nodded eagerly.


Five minutes later …

Under the amber glow of a storm lantern where moths circled endlessly, Whitney Stevens uncovered the vehicle for sale by removing a green tarp. He limped his way to the side, pulling more of the dusty tarp, rolling and folding it over to move it out of the way.

Leaning against a workbench, Lyndy noticed a ten-pound sledge. Cupping one hand, she covered Mari’s tender ears. Then lifting up the hammer, she heaved it over her shoulder like Paul Bunyun, giving Whitney a startled look. Next, she swung it mightily against the bumper of the Coleman Tug. She hadn’t even paid him money.

Despite a reverberating gong-like sound rivaling a church bell, and the heft of steel, the mark in the bumper was hardly noticeable. That’s how thick and heavy grade it was.

Mari opened her eyes as though stunned. “It’s okay,” whispered Lyndy, bouncing her knees. “DA-DA!” exclaimed Mari, then her head slumped back down against Lyndy’s chest.

“She says DA-DA a lot,” explained Lyndy whilst blinking her eyes and wedging a pinky in her ear. “Wow, that’s solid!”

“Yeah, they meant business in the fifties.”

“She’s a beauty.” Lyndy folded her arms, setting her chin on her fist. “How much can it pull?”

“I heard like eighty thousand pounds. You’re not pulling any 747s if that’s what you’re picturing. But you could easily shuffle a fleet of F/A 18s around.”

Lyndy affected a deeper, more macho tone. She was imitating the voice of men in a corvette owner’s club. “How fast does she do a quarter mile?”

“Unfortunately, she doesn’t. Not running. In my defense, I didn’t say in the ad,” Whitney answered firmly. “If she did fire up, top speed is only around 40 miles per hour.”

Lyndy stuck out her lower lip in disappointment.

“Upside is, with a day of work, I think it will run,” he added.

Lyndy locked eyes with Whitney, shooting him a fierce look to help with negotiation. “You can get it running?”

“Yes,” he replied confidently, leaning against the workbench.

Lyndy nodded. “Okay-doke. I’ll be back tomorrow.” She wet her index finger. From her wallet she pulled three one-hundred-dollar bills, offering them to Whitney.

He reached out his hand slowly, with a skeptic’s eye and a dose of caution as though she were about to play a trick.

“I’ll give you the rest when that turd is moving under its own power.”

“Sure. Makes sense.”

“One more tiny request,” voiced Lyndy, in a hushed whisper. She bobbed her head side-to-side, “got any ammo for a Beretta 92FS?”

He paused for a beat, with a serious gaze. She figured he might direct her to a legitimate gun shop, where there would be a record of her sale. But instead, he asked: “regular or hollow point?”


Lake Arrowhead, CA 1990s

Lyndy Life Observation: On a first date, Rochelle Bishop was having a lovely time with a handsome, fit fellow she met at the V-P. They passed a city park with a half-court basketball setup—and conveniently a ball left abandoned by the hoop. She and the man played the game HORSE and the dude lost 5 times in a row. He never called her back.

The baby was sleeping soundly when Lyndy arrived back at the custom lake cabin—car rides will do that. By the hands on her watch, it was past 8 o-clock. In the shade of tall pines, dusk came early. One had to be alert for deer, as the twisting mountain roads leading to the cabins became dark tunnels in the woods.

Lyndy “docked” the massive Range Rover in its normal covered spot, adjacent to the vintage sixties Mustang.

She noticed first, the black rolling suitcase by the stairs to the garage. A floppy label dangled from the handle; the words Dr. K. Ellis printed neatly in the text boxes. Kyle had scribe-like penmanship, especially for someone with a doctorate by their name. From this scene, she knew he was going on a business trip. He might have said before, but frankly, the prior week had been so chaotic she hardly remembered her own name.

Lifting the baby into her arms, Lyndy backed toward the landing. Mari squirmed and shifted, irritated at having been moved. But her eyes remained shut. Flipping the light switch, Lyndy maneuvered carefully in the dim light illuminating a flight of stairs, leading to the first floor. Sometimes there were creatures here, raccoons or the occasional skunk. Thus, she’d learned to never stumble blindly onto the stairs.

The fact Kyle was going away wasn’t such a bad thing. She would have more time for her nightly business of finding Jackie’s daughter, without prompting more of his suspicions. On the other hand, she’d need to find someone to watch the baby. And she didn’t know any of the neighborhood moms well enough yet. Except maybe Helen Mason, but for that matter she didn’t exactly know where Helen lived.

She wondered if Kyle would be in a sour mood? He’d come home from work to an empty house, and no dinner waiting other than what simmered in the Crock Pot. If their roles were reversed, she imagined she’d be annoyed.

Before proceeding to the top floor, she wanted to put Maribel to bed in the nursery. She found the lower floor was darkened.

She thought of their first encounters, in her mid-teens, when she waited tables at The Vanishing Point. They rarely exchanged words. Early on he seemed more interested in Catherine. Years went by until they had anything resembling a date. Though their feelings went unspoken, the pair developed an easy, natural bond. Perhaps it was a mutual love of wilderness, blue skies and curiosity about the wonders of the Mojave Desert. It certainly wasn’t education, as Lyndy couldn’t match him there. But Lyndy held her own in the street smarts department, and she loved to read.

Maybe she was simply his type.

When they were in their twenties, he used to visit her at her desert hideaway, the trailer in foothills near Amboy. In those days, few men were bold enough to approach her residence, but somehow that lonesome field geologist had the confidence.

He had a habit of coming unannounced—not so unusual in those days before cell phones. Sometimes she’d be watering her plants, or cooking a spaghetti dinner on her two-burner stove. Other times, it was late into the night and she’d been sleeping when he arrived. She’d feel his touch on her hips, or the small of her back. She’d offer him a beer, a sip of tequila or the occasional ice cream bar from her freezer.

They’d speak of their desert adventures, filling in the gaps of when they’d last seen one another. She’d make him laugh with her silly jokes. And soon they’d undress, making love with the windows open, feeling the night breeze. Sometimes there were multiple rounds depending on how much build up preceded. Even so, he nearly always left before dawn.

Cut to the present. Not much had changed, except now two decades on, she’d just given him a beautiful child. His favorite child. She wondered if he was having an affair even now—except it wasn’t an affair—because heck, they weren’t even married. So, what was it? A breaking of some unspoken promise? Who did she have to blame, sneaking around all the time. Was it worth asking about?

Opening the door a crack, she saw Kyle standing in the kitchen, watching the small TV which hung under the cabinets. Some kind of ESPN SportsCenter broadcast.

Hearing the door creak, he turned around with a smile. “Oh hey, this turned out good,” he commented, pointing to a soup bowl on the counter. She recognized the stew she’d had simmering all day in the slow cooker. “I already ate two bowls. Beats like three-quarters of the recipes Becky knew how to make. Don’t tell her that,” he said with a laugh.

He didn’t even ask where she’d been.

“By the way, I have to fly to Boulder tomorrow. I’ll only be gone two days. Not too bad. Except I think it’s supposed to rain the whole trip.”

Perfect, Lyndy thought.

“What’s a matter?” he asked, spotting the mournful look she must have on her face. “You’re quiet. I’ve learned that’s cause for suspicion.”

“I guess … I thought you’d be mad.”

“Why?” he asked with a shrug. Approaching each other, their bodies came within inches of touching. With one arm, he gently squeezed his hand on her shoulder and pulled her close enough to kiss. “Are you hungry?”

She shook her head no.

“That’s perfect,” he answered, resting his other hand on her hip and nudging her back against the island. He brushed her cheek with his fingers, like he used to. She smiled back and felt the tension melting away. Her breathing slowed. She found herself blushing. She pulled her hair from its ponytail, forgetting everything else that was troubling their relationship. He followed as she led him to the bedroom.

Gasoline and Matches Part-6

Gasoline and Matches: A Lyndy Martinez Story, Part-6

29 Palms, CA, 1990s

Lyndy Life Observation: At one of her big Tucson birthday bashes, Rita was depressed about turning 36. Obviously, she was difficult to shop for. Someone must’ve forgotten to purchase a gift—or understandably not thought of anything—and amongst the pile of scarfs, aroma therapy candles, sun hats and champagne bottles she found an index card, with a handwritten note that said: “coupon for one free back rub”. Rita was annoyed, so much so, she contemplated flying to wherever this lady lived and demanding her back rub.

Sergei—owner-operator of Godzilla Towing—was unwilling to budge on the absurd price of eight thousand dollars for a simple tow.

“But I’m a AAA member?” the customer argued. “I have towing coverage.”

“Sergei is not affiliated with AAA,” the owner answered. “Sorry.”

Block and his unnamed driver compadre menaced the timid stranger each time he happened to check his surroundings. The poor father said his kids were hot, exhausted and he needed to get his car back. Sergei shrugged.

Mind you it was well after midnight.

Further, the family-man customer also claimed that his yearly annual salary was only 24 thousand dollars, and most of his savings would be eroded if he had to pay their unfair price. Again, Sergei shrugged it off.

Then to Lyndy’s astonishment, the family man wrote a check for the same amount. He could’ve gone out and purchased a good used car for that. Sergei made a copy of the man’s driver’s license, presumably so he could nail him to a wall in case it bounced.

“We need to chat pronto,” whispered Lyndy, looping her arm through Jackie’s while pushing open the exit door. A part of her wondered if that steel door had a secret button to lock it. Whether or not it did, Sergei allowed the pair to exit, Lyndy pulling Jackie with her.

Outside in the glare of the yellow streetlamps, Lyndy folded her arms while Jackie leaned against the car. Both their hearts were racing, and sweat had begun accumulating on Lyndy’s exposed skin.

She gazed at the barricades protecting the car storage area. Unfortunately, she couldn’t spot the Jetta from here. Next Lyndy studied the front of Godzilla Towing, where the office connected to the one and only gate. The arms of their gate were constructed of the same ten-inch water pipe as the rest of the fence line. They had a guard shack, made entirely of iron, with a tiny peephole window. Behind the gate arm, another barrier, this one seeming to have been a shovel for an enormous CAT bulldozer. It was attached to the hydraulic system, which could raise and lower it. Currently the barrier was in the upright closed position, looking beefy enough to stop a tank. Any hole or gap had been stuffed with razor wire.

Bracing on the trunk of the Ford with both elbows, Jackie heaved a series of labored breaths. Her back arched up and down as she continued panting, letting out the tension. For a brief moment she appeared ready to throw up. Recovering some, Jackie twisted to face Lyndy, pinching her tiny crucifix. Still struggling with words, and now with tears pooling in her eyes, Jackie spoke in a halting speech pattern. “Maybe … maybe I can go to a bank branch tomorrow … start the process of moving funds? They probably have one in Redlands.” Jackie slapped her hands lightly at her cheeks, feeling light headed.

“I disagree. No F-ing way we pay these creeps ransom money,” argued Lyndy. “In any case, let’s not make the decision in front of em. We need to jet; work this out someplace else.”

Moving swiftly to the driver’s door, Lyndy ducked into the bucket seat while Jackie circled to the passenger side.

As Lyndy inserted her key, the office door flung open and the tallest man in the overalls and wife-beater came striding out, showing amusement on his rectangular face. In his right arm Block casually brandished a Kalashnikov, pacing with the muzzle pointed toward the ground. The curved magazine was inserted, but no way to tell if it was loaded. Best to assume yes.

He gestured with his chin. “Classic car!”

Lyndy narrowed her eyes. “I’ll be back,” she shouted, over the roar of the motor.

She couldn’t hear his response, but Block’s chapped lips mouthed something like: “I’ll be waiting.”

Block continued mad-dogging her as Lyndy slammed it in reverse, performed an expert Rockford turn, then kicked up a rooster tail of sand as she accelerated away from the parking area.

A half mile later, they veered off pavement at a McDonald’s franchise with an outdoor patio. Due to the early hour the restaurant was closed, doors inside locked and the play place looking rather austere. The parking lot was devoid of customers.

Lyndy hopped a smallish brick wall to enter the patio and reluctantly, Jackie followed. Crickets were chirping loudly in the night—seemed like a plague of them.

“What if they follow us?” she whispered in a worrisome tone.

“They won’t,” stated Lyndy confidently.

Jackie shivered, not from the cold but the surge of adrenaline.

Positioned along the cement walkway to the restaurant entry, were a series of newspaper dispensers. Two of these were for real newspapers. The third in line, contained a free copy of Truck-Trader.

“Oh perfect!” remarked Lyndy, dashing to the display unit. Lifting the lid made the hinges creak—piercing the calm—but she yanked out a fresh copy. This three-quarter inch printed volume came chock full with advertisements for trucks available in the inland empire and high desert area. Best of all, most ads were private party.

 Lyndy took a seat backwards in one of the plastic chairs, flopping the book on the table. She opened it straight to the last twenty or so-pages, containing the oddball vehicles.

Meantime a hot wind started blowing, lifting her permed hair and causing Lyndy to press the edge of the pages with a firm hand to keep it steady.

“What’re you planning?” Jackie questioned, beginning to puff on a sheltered Newport and bouncing her weight from ankle to ankle.

“I don’t know yet,” muttered Lyndy as she studied the pages, each comprising a dozen or so ads. After a few seconds she flipped the page to the next, holding her hair in one hand, keeping it from blowing around too much.

Prior to this, she’d never had much interest in the weird stuff. The back consisted mainly of rare makes, a category of kit cars, some homebrew Frankenstein shit and vehicles with unusual purposes. For example, circus trucks with big iron cages for moving gorillas and elephants. And trucks with ramps for motorcycle stunt shows.

“It’s never a good idea to fight people,” scolded Jackie. “I didn’t hire you to do that.”

Lyndy sniffed, ignoring the remarks.

“Why do we care about these rude men? We just need the Jetta,” Jackie pleaded.

“I fully agree with you. I don’t care about them,” The Spitfire replied. “But no effing way they’re getting what they want. We’re not paying them a penny.”

Jackie shrugged. “Where do we go from here? We need the car. We should pay them.” She commenced sucking on her cigarette, reminding Lyndy of someone trying to suck in a thick milkshake through a straw.

Lyndy exhaled, flipping to the next page in the book. “How many other private eyes have you worked with?”

“Two, not counting police detectives.”

“Did they get any results?” Lyndy knew the true answer before asking, but Jackie’s silence only served to confirm. “Look Jackie, you are welcome to hang back and stay safe. But it doesn’t matter what you want. I’m going to destroy that place.”

“You have a death wish. You’re insane!” shouted Jackie, and she stormed off.

Lyndy breathed a sigh of momentary relief. She continued to study the pages. Two ads caught her attention. The first was a White Manufacturing cabover diesel semi-truck, which was not outfitted for long-haul freighting. Rather, the White diesel was for rugged use in ports, for moving heavy containers over short distance. How it ended up in the desert was anyone’s guess. The second, another unusual make, was a Coleman aircraft tug.

Given the two were equally enticing, Lyndy favored the Coleman Tug, because that vehicle was advertised as being located in Joshua Tree.

Jackie had marched to the highway by herself. She didn’t get very far. She’d looped back and then sat down on a table, facing the road. “Jesus would say turn the other cheek,” she muttered.

Lyndy popped the cap on a bottle of Tab she’d saved in the trunk, taking a series of long gulps. “Maybe so. But remember, Jesus also flipped over a bunch of tables at the temple cause he was pissed at the money changers. So in that sense … ” Lyndy trailed off.

A small tremble of a smile formed on Jackie’s face.

“By the way, I haven’t been to confession in like 8 years.”

Jackie’s arms were open wide, her fingers dangling in air on both sides of the table. A detectable tremor also lingered in her extremities, and her feet continued bouncing heel to toe. The effect of the excitement had long worn off on Lyndy.

“Are you okay?”

Leaning her head all the way back, til her eyes were pointed at the stars in the Milky Way, Jackie let out a slow breath. “Yes. It’s just, I don’t think I’ve felt anything in a while. I’ve been numb to it all … other than grief. I honestly forgot what the sensation of living was like.”


5:50 AM, Lake Arrowhead, CA 1990s

She awoke to a frightening, chaotic scene, and a sound she hoped to never endure again. It was terrifying, the room in shadow, hearing the man she loved moaning in pain. Men were more sensitive to pain, yet his cries were genuine.

For a brief instant, Lyndy didn’t know where she was. Darkness still covered the cabin, and dawn’s first light illuminated only the tips of the pines. Meaning an early hour.

Thrashing side to side, she felt the sheets of their bed all bunching and crinkled up. Using her fists, Lyndy grasped onto anything she could. In the cold darkness, her vision was blurry. She could hear Kyle writhing on the floor in the fetal position. From the next room, the baby began to whine and cry, hearing the commotion.

Lyndy jumped out of bed into a fighting stance, ready to do battle with any lurking creature she could find. Funny part was, there didn’t seem to be any invaders in the room. Her head swiveled about, but the only other person was Kyle, in typical sleeping attire: boxers and a white under shirt. Her first thought was, “how did he fall out of bed?”

Through gritted teeth, he began to speak: “God damn you. You kicked me and threw me out of bed.”

Lyndy began feeling guilty.

“You kicked me right in the stomach.”

“Oh my God! Oh my God!” she exclaimed, rushing to the side of her boyfriend. Crouching down, Lyndy grabbed onto his shoulder in a panic. “Are you okay?”

He took a breath, letting it out slowly. “Somehow you pulled me sideways, flipped me and then thrust me against the wall.” Looking over to the wall, she could see he’d bounced off the decorative birch bark wainscotting. That stuff was not easily damaged.

“Is … is anything broken?” Reflexively she began checking him, feeling along his arms and legs for broken bones.

“What the hell got into you?” Kyle demanded. “You were having a bad dream. I simply reached over to comfort you.” He groaned, rolling onto his back out of the fetal position. Still, his eyes remained squinted shut.

Becky would never let this happen.

Lyndy sat up on her knees. She was in her sleeping shirt and panties. “Sorry.” She kissed him on the cheek though he was still writhing.

The baby’s cries became louder. Lyndy sniffed and instinctively changed her voice to a tone of tenderness and caring. “Want me to bring you ice?”

“No.”

“I feel awful. Are you gonna be okay?”

He nodded his head.

She pointed to the next room. “I’d better go comfort Maribel.”

“Getting my ass kicked by my girlfriend is one way to wake up,” Kyle lamented. “Not my favorite though.”

Lyndy frowned in shame.

By breakfast time, tensions at Fall River had cooled some. Mari was content watching baby cartoons. Kyle still seemed upset, and just a tad suspicious. He glared at her while spooning corn flakes into his mouth.  “What were you dreaming about?” he kept asking. But she couldn’t remember, except fighting was involved.

She wanted to ask him about the mystery glitter substance. Didn’t seem like the right time though.


Lyndy Life Observation: At one of the contracting companies where Col Rickman worked, someone left behind one of those gimmicky LED retirement clocks on their desk. If you’ve never seen one, it basically has an always-on display which counts down the days—stupid I know. Rickman punched in the year and month he anticipated retiring, and the thing reset to a number in excess of 5000 days! He said it was a real punch to his gut, ruining the rest of his week.

She felt a little uncomfortable whenever she backed Kyle’s Land Rover out of the garage and down the hill. Growing up in an East LA barrio, it never felt right driving a yuppie automobile—like she stole it. Aunt Rose had a silly saying. Whenever someone would offer them a ride in a fancy vehicle, she’d decline, explaining: “that’s much too nice for us.” And Lyndy remembered hating Aunt Rose for saying this. What kind of fool turns down a ride? However, now that she’d grown close to the same age when Aunt Rose had uttered those words, Lyndy began to understand. What she meant was, she didn’t want to get too used to riding in a fancy car, because it made you desire the same for yourself. One could easily catch a bad case of new car fever. And pretty soon you’d be in debt, paying through the nose for a car you really couldn’t afford.

But another part of Lyndy loved this road boat. The stately British auto had plenty of power, and you sat high in the seat like riding a war horse. It wasn’t even bad in mountain curves. It had some kind of suspension dampeners which adjusted to the twisting road.

Better yet, the steering wheel was wrapped in exquisite leather.

She had an excuse for driving it. It held more groceries, especially for those mid-week Costco runs. But more importantly, it had attachments for car seats. The 67 Mustang had no such. In the sixties you just kind of set the baby on its back, hoping for the best I suppose. All in all, the Mustang was a bit of a death trap. And while Lyndy didn’t mind death wish cars, she certainly wasn’t about to subject Mari to the same.

She could see Maribel snoozing in the back of the SUV whenever she adjusted the rear-view mirror. It had one of those spiffy CD players in the dash. (That’s a plastic-coated metallic disk containing tunes for you younger folks). But the only CDs in the SUV were Kyle’s, and she didn’t care for his taste in music.

She’d dressed in an outfit suitable for a mountain housewife. Something Helen Mason would approve of. This was key to her mission. Mom jeans, earrings and a Pendleton shirt with her hair neatly done up. But not too proper.

In Lyndy’s pocket, she had a color photo of Sabina.

First order of business: Crestwood Academy. She needed to appear like the type of mother who would send her kid to a private school. Which probably meant looking like someone who watched Martha Steward and cared. Driving the right kind of car helped, one box checked. The missing element would be the voice. It would be tough to hide her roots in East LA. For while Lyndy’s appearance was pure north Mexican beauty, her voice gave her away. She had the SoCal accent, largely influenced by surfer culture.

The school had been positioned on a slanting plot of land, terraced into three big levels in the rolling hills of Redlands.